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Today, I learned my wife wasn't speaking to me because our daughter told her I kissed another woman. My daughter neglected to mention that this happened when she came to work with me yesterday, and the kiss was between me and the dummy I use to teach my interns CPR. My wife doesn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30465) - you deserved it (1733)

On 12/03/2009 at 6:34am - love - by fmldr (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Do you happen to know a Cora Reynolds, by any chance?

I'm sure you were doing more than "CPR" to those anatomically correct dolls, you sly fucker.
;]

#3 - On 12/03/2009 at 2:10pm by allmidnighteyes

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OP - "First, when encountering the victim, drop your pants and starts f**king a Hero sandwich. In this way, if you somehow fail to keep the victim alive long enough for help to arrive, any potential witnesses will not blame you because you appear to be insane. Go ahead, class. Try it."

#14 - On 12/03/2009 at 2:47pm by Brave_Sir_Robin

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