Do you happen to know a Cora Reynolds, by any chance?
I'm sure you were doing more than "CPR" to those anatomically correct dolls, you sly fucker.
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OP - "First, when encountering the victim, drop your pants and starts f**king a Hero sandwich. In this way, if you somehow fail to keep the victim alive long enough for help to arrive, any potential witnesses will not blame you because you appear to be insane. Go ahead, class. Try it."
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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