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Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24644) - you deserved it (58190)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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