Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24680) - you totally deserved it (2778)
On 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm - love - by CombatShadow45 - United States (Florida)
hope she isnt one of those 'perfect moment' bitch who thinks she is a princess from disneyland. fyl if she is one.
Agreed 8 and 34
Still, it is pretty awful to kneel in shit at a particularly crucial moment such as that.
#38 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:14pm by DameGreyWulf
Why the fuck does every FML start with "Today, my girlfriend of _____ years..." no1 gives 2 fucks about how many years youve been in a relationship. just get the damn FML part
#72 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:54pm by EpicJohn
fyl if she said no. if she said yes, then why bother put this as an FML?
#7 - On 11/25/2009 at 8:00pm by xdrumkid101x
lol um...if you were having a picnic and you were waiting for the right moment, don't you think you would have smelled it or noticed it earlier?
That does suck though, I hope she still said yes =)
#14 - On 11/25/2009 at 8:23pm by aoi_azarashi
#22, how do you know he has a small cock??? have you seen it?
#26 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:19pm by lol_our_lives
you must have been too nervous to notice dogshit. hope her answer was yessss
#32 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:48pm by icecreammonster
Cap o' Crap. That sounds like an infomercial product. I smell a patent....or that's the dog shit.....
All that tells me is that you're totally devoted. That means that you didn't care that you could be knealing in something bad, you just did it anyways cause you're so in love with her other stuff doesn't really matter. LIke some guys check and everything before they kneal, and even wipe the spot clean. You are a true man!
LOL! that sucks. well, that will be an unforgettable proposal :) hopefully she said yes!
#45 - On 11/26/2009 at 12:08am by jessxoxo28
thus is a true test of her loyalty to you. if crap on your knee makes her not want you then too bad for her shallowness
that would be a very memorable proposal dude..I bet she said yes:)
#47 - On 11/26/2009 at 2:17am by kwdkwd2000
so you^^ would want your man to find a steamy pile of shit, kneel on it, rub some all over himself, and say "baby I love you and I don't care what my knee is on or what is on me, I love you, will you marry me?" and you say "YES!!" as he rubs some on his lips and then you kiss.
that's what you consider a real man?
WOW you must be a crackhead real men aren't filthy pigs who don't give a fuck where we kneel or step
and OP if you were on a picnic why would you choose a spot next to a pile of dog shit??
#52 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:25am by FMLjudge007
You should've said "It doesn't matter, 'cause what I'm about to ask you now will last for the rest of our lives!"
#53 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:06am by ActionManly
ok Cody from scary movie 3 :D
for those that don't know....he's a little kid who's psycic or something and he says "you're kneeling in dog poo" to a girl.
OP...original?
well did she said yes?
And YDI for taking her to a place in the park where dogs are allowed to poo and to make a entire mushy scene shitty romantic
Oooooh OUCH. That probably ruined the entire proposal. I say reschedule at a more romantic place/different setting. You should have looked before you knelt. That would have been the smarter thing to do. But because not a lot of people would have looked before they knelt, I say FYL. You were just trying to have the perfect proposal and that just ruined it. I hope everything went okay after that!
#57 - On 11/26/2009 at 10:51am by sLAUGHTERxx
...its not a fml unless we know the outcome of the proposal, did she still say yes in spite of the dog shit?
#58 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:07am by athame1983
thats frim scary movie 3 (A spoof about the ring) The lil boy says to his mum blah blha blah 'I see you kneeling on dog shit' and shes ohfuckew, U fail.
if she said yes,what do you have to lose? if she said no,tell her life isn't a fairy tale. so she should try to grow up and suck it up,and think stop thinking that her knight and shining armor will arrive one his high horse,and wisk her away to a castle on happily ever after
#60 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:26am by xoluvinshayxo
Scary Movie 3 when Cody tells his aunt Cindy about his premonitions....
"I see a little girl.
Your period starts in 3, 2, 1....
I see you kneeling in dog shit."
#61 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:27am by mastershinigami
how is your life bad? You have a girlfriend who is very likely gonna marry you! If she is really fucked up enough to not marry you because of some dog shit, then don't marry the creep. Other wise stop bitchin
#73 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:43pm by waffles2009
I remember this senario it was called scary movie 3
#80 - On 01/18/2010 at 9:11am by silasandseansfml
