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Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29488) - you deserved it (3400)

On 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm - love - by CombatShadow45 - United States (Florida)

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