Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML

by OpenWide / 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

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  • Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

    #4 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:17am by DameGreyWulf

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  • ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

    #9 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:33am by badbunny

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