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Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML


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On 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by OpenWide (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

#4 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:17am by DameGreyWulf

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ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

#9 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:33am by badbunny

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