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Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18828) - you deserved it (2483)

On 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by OpenWide (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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