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Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML

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On 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by OpenWide (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

#4 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:17am by DameGreyWulf

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"Shucks, not even big enough for the head."

#6 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:24am by reapfml

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