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Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (2823)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by unengaged (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Ouch. GO date his bestfriends

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:11pm by namezox

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what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:11pm by yingwang19

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