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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am - love - by youmakemesick - United States (New Jersey)

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.

#7 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:15am by SekC

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first, why did she throw up?
second technically that wasnt a 'no'.
maybe you just caught her on a bad day...bad timing??

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:05am by cheque_please

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