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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am - love - by youmakemesick - United States (New Jersey)

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't girls usually cry when they get really happy? Maybe puking and crying are her ways of saying yes. Odd creatures these females are.

#7 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:15am by SekC

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I'd talk to her about it, sounds like a stress response.
Maybe she had been worried about you asking her for a while? worried you would ask? worried you wouldn't?
and maybe she figured out what you were doing before you asked and got nervous which made her throw up?
The crying hysterically might have been embarassment for throwing up or for another reason.
Maybe she had thsi whole moment built up in her mind and wanted it to be perfect which made her nervous and the crying could be because she thought she ruined it.

you never know unless you talk about it. If she hasnt actually said no then you'll never know.
if you havent talked with her or dumped because of this then you probably shouldnt be married anyway if this is all it takes.

#6 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:15am by killerpenguin247

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