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Today, I decided to come clean with my daughter about her adoptive status within my family. Just after I told her she was adopted, I realized that I have been telling her stories about me giving birth to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3322) - you deserved it (38429)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:33am - love - by Uh-oh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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