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Today, my boyfriend of two yeres took me out to breakfast. So we were eating and e kept on staring at me like e was tinking of someting really important. I tougt e was going to say "I Love You". So I told im to "say it already". Turns out e was tinking of a way to dump me. FML


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On 11/06/2009 at 3:36pm - love - by Her (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Your boyfriend of two years had never said I love you before (which is what it seems from the way you said it)? I think you should have been expecting a break up...either he really doesn't want to be with you or he has commitment issues...

#4 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:21pm by MiddleChild08

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i don't advocate saying i love you like. a month into your relationship...but if you've been dating for two years and haven't established that you're in love yet...what exactly have you been doing this whole time?

#6 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:22pm by ovrwhlmdbystupid

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