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Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. So we were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say "I Love You". So I told him to "say it already". Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22445) - you deserved it (3431)

On 11/06/2009 at 3:36pm - love - by Her (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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