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Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. So we were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say "I Love You". So I told him to "say it already". Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24379) - you deserved it (3709)

On 11/06/2009 at 3:36pm - love - by Her (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Your boyfriend of two years had never said I love you before (which is what it seems from the way you said it)? I think you should have been expecting a break up...either he really doesn't want to be with you or he has commitment issues...

#4 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:21pm by MiddleChild08

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i don't advocate saying i love you like. a month into your relationship...but if you've been dating for two years and haven't established that you're in love yet...what exactly have you been doing this whole time?

#6 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:22pm by ovrwhlmdbystupid

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