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Today, I got back from a 6 month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of 3 years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (79317) - you deserved it (6122)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:06am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Aw...that sucks. But at the same time, good to see you got back safely soldier *salutes*

#1 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:57am by notfromearth7

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lol, at #3. No one takes intramural sports seriously. Certainly no one considers it a responsibility to play intramural sports where half the people show up drunk.

This was a burn big time. You should take as much offense to this as possible.

#4 - On 03/26/2009 at 12:01pm by goreds

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