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Today, I got back from a 6 month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of 3 years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63330) - you deserved it (4135)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:06am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

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