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Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19763) - you deserved it (7621)

On 11/03/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by tbanana95 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Op: Heyy howz it goin'?
Crush: Uh good, who is this?
Op: Tbanana, from skoolz, i lol lovz yu.
Crush: I don't know how you got this number...
Op: Destinie, itz Romeoz and Julietz FTW! I luvz you like edward cullen loves bella.
Crush: I am going to stop talking to you
Op: Noez, come backz.

#15 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:31am by Flutist

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+16 | 3

How'd you get it though? He was probably creeped out if you didn't get it from him directly

#5 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:42am by lil_cig

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