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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Half way through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37387) - you deserved it (2635)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

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why didn't you kick her out?

#3 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:14am by skaffz

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Sounds like a redneck joke to me...

"You might be a redneck if you have to buy a gift for your roommate, your sister, and your current girlfriend and you only have to buy one gift."

#5 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:15am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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