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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35710) - you deserved it (8435)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Is your name on the rent paperwork? If so, walk back in and tell that bitch to fuck off. If your info isn't on the papers, she still has to give you an eviction notice. Also, you might want to check with the landlord there if neither of the above is the case. You might be able to get her kicked out for letting you stay there against her contract. FYL for having to deal with a horrible woman.

#2 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:43am by TheTruth1428

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Ouch....I think a cunt punt is in order.

#1 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:43am by evangldbrg

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