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Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (5844)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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