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Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

#5651689 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (7611) - you deserved it (20453)

On 10/04/2009 at 10:01pm - love - by danskinnow (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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