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Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8239) - you deserved it (21992)

On 10/04/2009 at 10:01pm - love - by danskinnow (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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#3 chill the fuck out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser

#4 - On 10/05/2009 at 3:54am by Rx_man1

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If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.

#7 - On 10/05/2009 at 4:26am by BlinkOnceForYes

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