Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (64686) - you deserved it (4727)
On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number,…
SucksToBeMe also deserved itToday, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits.…
I smell win(d).
#1 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:31am by Zenma
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What... the fuck?
#2 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:35am by allmidnighteyes
+23 | 10
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