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Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7660) - you deserved it (58542)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I hate it when my bf doesn't stop. I always end up elbowing him or kicking him. You deserve it for not listening.

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:25am by myname

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Girlfriend used knee! it's super effective!

Enemy Gyarados fainted!

#2 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:26am by allmidnighteyes

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