Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28909) - you totally deserved it (1887)
On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore
(+1)ok, this is the 5th time i'll be saying this. don't let her just say "we're through." if you knew it was hers you should have said so. YDI*
*i'm just going to YDI anyone who doesnt stick up from themselves, if you dont get the message, then whatever
#79 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:38pm by fatehatesme09
(0)there!s way too many fmls about bras and panties being keft around. i cant help but think that some are made up.
#105 - On 04/01/2010 at 12:25am by Sniper3000
(+3)But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?
#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:16am by GiantOctopusRulz
(+1)i agree with #31 agreeing with #10 on #5's comment.
#41 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:10pm by Flamersplamer
(0)yes, you are a dumbass, congratulations on noticing after listening to yourself your whole life.
#86 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:55pm by Flamersplamer
(0)She wouldn't recognize her own bra?! WTF?!
I think every girl knows her underwear... She's really a moron. Or you cheat on her. ;P
#107 - On 06/07/2010 at 1:24pm by marymarymaryyy
(+1)It's just as good. Being small like me, you can change in cupboards, dryers, etc. Too bad it doesn't lead to Narnia.
#24 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:06am by Intoxicunt
(0)Gotchya... Still odd terminology. I now realize it's Singapore (I didn't before).
Wiki:
"A cupboard (pronounced /ˈkʌbərd/) or press (Hiberno-English) is a type of cabinet, often made of wood, used indoors to store household objects such as food and crockery, and protect them from dust and dirt.
As the name suggests, this piece of furniture was originally a simple board or table on which to place cups or mugs - recorded use of such a name dates back to at least the Middle Ages. For the last few centuries, "cupboard" has referred to a storage area enclosed by doors."
#27 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:24am by rukusrazor
(+1)As long as you are not climbing on it drunk and naked screaming about how you cannot (or want) to get to Narnia you should be O.K.
Actually, you can do all of that too and still be fine... just make certain there are not any video cameras involved.
#48 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:43pm by lets_be_ian
(+1)I'm not sure I believe this one. Most girls would take the time, no matter how angry they were, to let their boyfriend try to save himself, and if my bf said the bra was mine, I would pause for a minute and actually think. Most girls, unless they have 10 million bras, will kinda recognize if it's their bra and it's been missing. Most girls just aren't psycho enough to break up over such a small misunderstanding.
If this is indeed true, then you're better off. I mean, if your girlfriend is flipping out about a bra and won't even consider the possibility that SHE left it there, then she's psycho and you can do so much better.
#16 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:45am by PoeticPixie
(-8)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
YDI for being from singapore
#18 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:50am by youaresofucked
(+2)that's why we need a totalitarian dictator running the entire world. hopefully then all racial discriminations will all dissappear, but then there would be the matter of visual discriminations...
#82 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:44pm by fatehatesme09
(0)Cupboard is only in the kitchen in the US. It's a wardrobe or a closet basically everywhere else. (Unless you were kidding, in which case, tee hee!)
(0)because girls stay in kitchens remember? they may leave only to bring us sandwiches
jk im not sexist at all it was just a simple joke
#64 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:57pm by hockeyfml555
(0)Wrong, its also used as something in the kitchen in New Zealand. It would be strange for me calling my bedroom wardrobe a cupboard... There are cupboards under the bench and sink in the kitchen etc but not in my room!
#85 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:20pm by hornetchik
(0)she was just looking for any excuse...time to move on I suppose
#20 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:56am by AshleyRose784
(0)Maybe it was her last bra as he others (A long with her panties) were stolen by her neighbour, and this was the last straw.
#32 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:58am by DrunkenValor
(0)Maybe she dumped you because she found it weird you kept her bra in your cupboard ;) haha jk that fuggen sucksss
(0)I bet mistercoffee has thousands of bras in his cupboard.
#33 - On 09/21/2009 at 12:02pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Your manboobs are that big and sag all the way to the floor? Huh....
#40 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:09pm by Intoxicunt
(0)plexico's is better. But if you feel the need to flop around semi-naked with another guy, I won't intervene.
#70 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:36pm by Intoxicunt
(0)talk about one of the duller crayons in the box, she sounds lame so go you for not having to put with that mess anymore
#45 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:36pm by feed_the_ducks
(0)Um, no. I'm not. Thanks for attempting to tell me how I feel though. Go read my conversations with plexico and mercyFML. I'm joking and chatting like normal. If you can't understand sarcasm, that's not my problem.
#50 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:48pm by Intoxicunt
(0)Was she upset because you guys haven't actually gotten that far physically yet, meaning the only way you would have one of her bras is if you actually stole it from her? I could see a girl being weirded out because of that and not wanting to be with you anymore.
(+1)tbh, i probably wouldnt recognise every single one of my bras. and most peeps wear m&s and la senza cult ones like mine. ive got about thirty or so. nearly more bras than shoes, im pretty sure that this is the same for most girls.
#59 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:32pm by penizulaface
(0)i dont think thats typical of most girls. i only have 3.
#60 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:37pm by embarrassedsis
(0)holy shit. then what do you wear with a strapless dress, a halterneck, a coloured top, a black top, a white top, a backless or deep scooping dress, for pushing them up or squishing them down, on a cold day, when jogging, when youre on holiday or something and cant wash them every day?
i mean theyre like £14 each, its worth buying a bra to not ruin your entire outfit.
#61 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:41pm by penizulaface
(0)plus, not wearing a well supporting sports bra when jogging or exercising can make them sag.
#62 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:43pm by penizulaface
(0)ohh and i even looked it up. the average is 15 bras. unless youre like 12, have really tiny boobs or cant afford it, id suggest you invest in a couple. even cheap primanis.
#63 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:46pm by penizulaface
(0)I hate to break it to you....but unless she has an IQ of 50 she knows thats not a good enough reason....she was obviously looking for a reason to break up :\
#53 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:04pm by anonymous891
(0)I said 'wouldn't she know it wad hers' and you censored that why? Christ
#54 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:11pm by proud_liberal
Here's my theory; I think that he knows she likes the FML site. So he gets caught with someones bra in his cupboard (??
#55 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:16pm by samsclub
Here's my theory; I think that he knows she likes the FML site. So he gets caught with someones bra in his cupboard (??
#56 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:18pm by samsclub
Hmmm... Lets try one last time.
Here's my theory; I think that he knows she likes the FML site. So he gets caught with someones bra in his cupboard (??Btw) and jumps online to write it up. Now, he just shown her how very miserable *but* honest he truly is, and how very wrong she was. Soon, he hopes, she'll fogive him and will come back bearing her own gifts of random, mismatched lingerie. Then he can take his turn in later years when she claims that the babies eyes are "____" colour because of her great-great grand daddy.
OP - "Wronged" - you clever dog you!
#57 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:20pm by samsclub
(0)/is back. :)
Have you ever been on To Catch a Predator?
Someone said you look like one of the people who were on that show.
#66 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm by Intoxicunt
(0)ZOMG HE DOES!!! HE LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!!
#67 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:12pm by _THE_MASTER_
(0)Your girlfriend seems like an idiot at least you aren't with her anymore.
#65 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:58pm by kikersdoo
(0)Um...right...but ya see, I'm moving to rural Utah with plexico. Better get to me fast.
#87 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:26pm by Intoxicunt
(0)maybe u should tell that its her bra. and if she doesnt listen, it means she's trying to find an excuse to break up with u
#73 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:01pm by jessxoxo28
(0)Sounds like someone was reaching for an excuse to dump you.
:/
#75 - On 09/21/2009 at 4:57pm by Witchcraft
(0)send her shitty panties and then yell at her for cheating on you, stealing your underwear, and for shitting in them
#83 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:43pm by the_stereotype
(0)Not actually an FML... you just narrowly escaped a relationship with an idiot. Congratulations.
#89 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:57pm by PhoenixElite
(0)Come on guys. We should all be able to figure this out. She probably wanted to break up with you anyway, and just used the bra as a dumb excuse. Probably knew it was hers. Still, FYL
(0)Good for you OP. You either got rid of a dumb bitch for a girlfriend or your girlfriend already wanted to break up with you. Either way, not that big a deal
(0)She's a fucking idiot if she can't recognize her own underwear. Consider yourself lucky and move on!
#93 - On 09/22/2009 at 12:28am by noshitsherlock
(0)she either framed u as an excuse to break up or shes just an incompitant jackass
#94 - On 09/22/2009 at 12:57am by freddy8289
(0)It was more than that the "discovered bra" was either an excuse or a set up!!!DUH!!!!!
#98 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:52am by Cristaderzi
(0)u all do realize that she was probably just bullshitting him as an excuse to break up with him??
#103 - On 03/08/2010 at 11:28pm by choiboy118
