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Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said "you're welcome" and now they're going out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (40216)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:02am - love - by anonymouss (man) - United States (Florida)

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You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

#1 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:16am by g00nie

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YDI, what did u think, she's pyshic??

#6 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:27am by v1kt4r

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