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Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said "you're welcome" and now they're going out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17401) - you deserved it (28074)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:02am - love - by anonymouss (man) - United States (Florida)

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