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Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11009) - you deserved it (36491)

On 09/16/2009 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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he must be pretty awesome, even you enjoyed hearing about how great he is.

#4 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:34am by fretforyerlatte

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lol I'm jealous because I know as soon as my ex finds out about the next guy I date he won't be my friend anymore...u stayed friends with your ex somehow and u approve of her new bf over yourself...well FYL

#7 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:06am by LA_Barbie

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