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Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47108) - you deserved it (3955)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:44pm - love - by Soontobeex (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce

#3 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:20pm by Bostonian3352

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that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.

#7 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:24pm by huggles87

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