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Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.

#5 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:13pm by wordgirl

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Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs.
Reverse vasectomy!

#1 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:10pm by allmidnighteyes

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