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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48440) - you deserved it (3267)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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"To put it simply, our relationship has gone aRYE. Now, you MAYO may not like the news I'm going to break to you but you've put me in lots of debt, to the TUNA $6,000. LETTUCE be honest, we've gotten ourselves in to a real PICKLE. You know OLIVE you but I just can't continue this, my future's at STEAK. I've MUSTARD up a lot of courage to tell you this, please tell me we can still be friends."

#26 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:51pm by Triumvirate

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lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go...

"Uhhh know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out ("

#13 - On 09/13/2009 at 7:26pm by greenltrn2003

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