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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 738
You deserved it 3 551
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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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councilman97 0

that really sucks, this will make you feel better. http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1844477

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tenkenshi 2

Don't go there, he's just using you people so he can see the nude pics and videos. Don't help him unless he's willing to repost!!

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muchocaliente 0

Maybe you should mind your own business, bitch. YDI for being a ****. First to be sexy, bitch!

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redbluegreen 40

You would think a popular site would've leaked by now. No point in referring. Just sayin'. Anyway, back to the OP, if a guy's going to dump you, on the phone, at Subway, ordering a sandwich... You haven't lost anything.

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Doorhandle57 0

there're also an ihateallie.com and an ihatekelly.com that are the same...weird

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

"Anyway, back to the OP, if a guy's going to dump you, on the phone, at Subway, ordering a sandwich... You haven't lost anything." Truth

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sexymessy 0

Second that #16 I totally agree with you. Doesn't sound like he's much of a keeper at all.

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hungryharry 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4069

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youaresofucked 0

Did he order extra ******** DRESSING on his sandwich ?

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Antivirus_fml 0

THIS IS NOT A FML! YOUR BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU, SO WHAT? IT HAPPENDS TO MANY, EVERYDAY! GET OVER IT!

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ortega_fml 0

YDI for being a ***** and not putting his cockmeat sandwhich in your mouth.

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Penetration 0

THIS IS BECAUSE HE HAD TO ORDER A SANDWICH INSTEAD OF YOU MAKING HIM ONE.

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

damn.. ^^ got to it a year before me almost.. oh well. like I was planning on saying.. there's your problem! he had to go all the way to Subway for a sandwich when you clearly should have been in the kitchen making him one. this upset him. YDI.

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inconvienentgurl 0

he doesn't deserve u if he's gonna dump u like that... #15 if u die alone don't blame it on the girl...ur priorities r wat kept u single >.>

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wink568 0

He is a loser. At least take comfort in the fact that the people who work at Subway hate him to. There is nothing more annoying than trying to take an order from somebody on a cell phone.

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Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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coldplaylive2003 0

why? did you not like his 5 dollar footlong?

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redbluegreen 40

I think footlong is a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe she's the one with the tuna melt?

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ABBenzin 0

Ydi for dating the kind of douchebag that doesn't get off the phone when they're ordering their food.

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Exhumed 0

You should have told him after he dumped you, "Oh well... I was seeing 2 other guys anyway :) that shrimp dick of yours was never enough to satisfy me!"

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tenkenshi 2

Nothing else he has is even close to a footlong, zing!

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