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"To put it simply, our relationship has gone aRYE. Now, you MAYO may not like the news I'm going to break to you but you've put me in lots of debt, to the TUNA $6,000. LETTUCE be honest, we've gotten ourselves in to a real PICKLE. You know OLIVE you but I just can't continue this, my future's at STEAK. I've MUSTARD up a lot of courage to tell you this, please tell me we can still be friends."

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lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go...

"Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)"
haha

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