Break-ups and Love: Multitasking

Multitasking

By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:26

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:22

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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YourLife_sucks 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 9:01

Hahahaahahahha that guys amazing. even though it hurts.. and a lot he has a good sense of humor and dosnt care ;)

MagicMeds 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 14:54

WE NEED A WHO CARES BUTTON!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 15 September 2009 15:03

I vote it goes next to the 'Whiner' button. (-;

MLSxxox 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:53

why are you complaining?? you've just got rid of the bastard!!

elcayuco 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 6:14

wow ur gorgeous! ;)

Amber101 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:31

Wow.... That must suck! [sorry] But if he dumped you like that then he aint worth your time!

Yoshi8466 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:45

EPIC MAN EPIC!!!!!

nodbor 11

Wednesday 16 September 2009 4:58

be proud, you are now part of an elite membership of people that get dumped with a subway sandwich tie in.

wow_its_me_hiya 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:32

FYL for having a boyfriend who goes to Subway.

kickingbabyseals 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 19:48

Only 8 months? Eat fresh.

Thecloak 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:25

Best.. break up.. ever

MyKillz 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:07

You deserve a roflcopter!

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