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Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Gutted. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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In his defense, texts are like gold when they're limited

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:04pm by pancakes_n_syrup

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Wait...did he text you to tell you he only had 8 texts left?? Because if that's the case why couldn't he have just used that opportunity to cheer you up instead.

#5 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:17pm by lollipopz8988

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