Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38531) - you totally deserved it (2906)
On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
I'm guessing it got pulled by the mods for being innappropiate. When you go to the doctor you expect confidentiality, not having your issues blabbed about on some website, even if it is anonymous.
Look on the bright side...at least your money didn't go to waste?
#91 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:07pm by fmlfmlfml15
I assure you... to a New Jersey woman... it makes no difference whether it's a man, woman, or thoroughbred...
No, you don't... more likely would be the world's most awkward foursome.
Would you really fuck both your own and your brother's wife?
By the way......... THIRTY-FOURTH XD
(sarcasm. No-one gives a shit about placings. If you're a person who does... please die in a hole.)
Kinda depends on the brothers...there are plenty out there that wouldn't mind Eiffel Towering both those chicks.
Congratulations, #2, for being the first "threesome" retard on this post!
#57 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:05pm by TheLetterZero
I dunno... people always say "oh that means threesome/foursome" but obviously the chicks don't want it from the guys. Three/foursome denied.
#97 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:47pm by DameGreyWulf
Bimbo: Wow Cindy, look at that overweight clerk, he must have a huge penis. I bet it slithers up into his gut and the fat is just like, man jizz in his blood.
Cindy: OMG Bimbo you are so right. Lets do it right here in our professional place of business. We don't need to worry about reality coming back from that lunch we sent it on with the Yetti from department four and the Snowman from accounting. They will totally like fuck or something.
Bimbo: wait...people do other things besides fuck all the time.
Cindy: No... that's like what happens in those UnPornos you see on television with the fat people.
#148 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:42am by LaceyPatrickson
When life hands you lemons, find some tequila!!
It depends on how close him an his brother are and how long they have been married as if the OP see's his sister in law as a sister then it's not really going to work. However if they are not that close then wayhay!! Get in there. Even if he just gets to fuck his wife while she mouth fucks his sister in law. That could still be hot. ;)
Fortunately, only a few people get your joke, but that's fucking disgusting. As for the FML- that's more like a MLIG.
#219 - On 09/11/2009 at 5:37pm by qwerty123456789
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third! & wow......................
#3 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:13pm by evil_teddy_bear
^lmfao....epic #76
but OP, I say dont pout too long. Be a man, follow your wife when she goes over, film it, upload it on the internet. "Thats the natural way Lois...thats the natural way"
#206 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:39pm by greenltrn2003
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Uh win? Sorry but it's every mans dream of a threesome with two women. Go for it.
Ok, every guy who is a horny bastard and has no self control. There
#93 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:20pm by Rouge_Plague
No, I'm a perverted guy who's fantasies are without control. Mine are more fucked up then just 3SOME, but require only one woman, the third person could be anyone, since said fucked up act doesn't require me to touch them (and no, they can't watch! YOU MUST GET INVOLVED)
At least it's not flesh & blood that's betraying you. It's whats married to your flesh and blood....
You hired a private investigator...
You must be one sharp fucking tac
#8 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:15pm by pickwick716
damn, 15 years, thats rough man. But if it were ur brother u could at least beat his ass... but its a chick. idk what to say other than. what a bitch
#9 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:15pm by haha_lmao_rofl
who cares if its a woman, go ahead and beat her ass lol no double standards!
#48 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:52pm by pyroanarchist23
wrong, #10 they're cheating bisexuals.
(because it would be totally backward and unlikely that they would have husbands if they were lesbians)
OP: just you and your bro divorce those women, or sort some sort of agreement out that doesn't involve divorce....i'm sure you can do that
But seriously, it's not that hard to work out a problem like this. cheating happens. it's not like it's a genetic trait present in only a select minority of people in some small rural towns.
#223 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:02am by BrEnNo1023
You'd be surprised how many married women are lesbians. They usually go into the marriage mistaking a strong friendship (friends with benefits?) as true love or their family pressures them into marrying and she thinks it will work out.
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Stalky much? I say, YDI.
And so what? Nothing wrong with being bisexual.
Um, that's his wife, cheating with his brother's wife. It has nothing to do with sexuality really (though he made it seem so to add more oomph), and more to do with she's cheating.
Nothing wrong with being bisexual, but there is something wrong with cheating.
#27 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:27pm by SomeonePosting
"Stalky much?"
...LOL! It's his wife. Cheating. :) Not everyone enjoys the swingers lifestyle, as you apparently do.
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Yeah, your only option here is a threesome.
Anything else and you've failed as a man.
After I read this, the first thing I said was, "Hot." Not even kidding. xD
#84 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:53pm by madaskueuchiha
FF is so hot man.
This is the most epic FML of all time
#152 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:12am by RetardedBuddy
it's only hot if the wife includes her husband on her little fun with the other girl. not going behind the guy's back and leave the guy out of the fun.
srsly dude, how could that be worse than her cheating on you with your brother? 2 points: 1.it's not that you're not good enough as a man, she just likes women, and B. you're brother is now absolved of being a horrible person!
I hate this assumption that a woman is not sexually equal to a guy. It IS proving that he isn't enough as a husband. Cheating is cheating. Think of all the women lost to hot les/bi women because their boyfriends were scoffing in the corner or blinded by the impossible dream of a threesome.
to clarify, it's very emotionally damaging to a guy to think about the fact that another man can satisfy his partner better than he can. If it's a woman, it's more like..."well, yeah, she ought to know exactly how to get it right!" or something to that affect
What the hell? that sucks in so many ways.... I'm sorry, FYL
#18 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:23pm by chellinha93
Well, I think it's better... least you're not related by blood to the SIL. Or.. are you? Hey, you're wife's cheating on you w/ your brother's wife.. at this point, I think anything's possible in your family.
what's up with threesome? not everyone like to have a threesome.
#29 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:30pm by blackberry1993
is it really that bad?
I personally think thats hawt unless they are uggos.
As long as shes not cheating on u with a guy i dont think u should wrry too much
Totally thought this was going end up that she was cheating with the investigator.
#33 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:32pm by suckstobeyou3
Lmao, that was my thought too. :P Haha, that would've been a bigger FML if you ask me.
#64 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:09pm by Amysbodybetrayal
Why do people think this is okay because it's a girl? THREESOME THREESOME. No. My boyfriend wouldn't have a threesome, and he is a perfectly straight young man with a normal sex drive. Not every man finds the idea of getting jealous or making his woman jealous appealing. And cheating is cheating, regardless of the gender they're cheating with.
#39 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:37pm by caticaticati
I'm an open bisexual and my boyfriend and I will NEVER have a threesome. Partly because he has no idea what to do and partly because we are both very jealous people and adding a third person in bed will destroy our relationship.
#146 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:13am by angelofmusic89
threesome!
but seriously, you and your brother is a bit too unlucky
#42 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:44pm by spinarium
Wait, that doesn't make sense. She's cheating on you with your brother AND your brother's wife?
#44 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:48pm by madasahatter
Uggos? Really? Wtf is that?
Oh, yeah it's way better for his wife to be gay than for her to be cheating!
#45 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:50pm by madasahatter
I see the majority of people here saying, "THREESOME!" as if it was the right thing to do.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Not everybody is into that thing, and the man just discovered that HIS WIFE WAS HAVING SEX WITH SOMEBODY ELSE OTHER THAN HIM . His mind is not going to think about threesomes as his heart is going to be too broken to fucking care. The right thing to do would be to leave the cheating bitch, not sleep with her and his brother's wife, who, may I add, also just discovered that his wife was cheating on him.
Sweet Evil fucking Jesus, get your brains out of your cocks.
#47 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:52pm by TheCashMan88
100% agree.
All the "threesome" retards on this site need to shut up.
#66 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:11pm by TheLetterZero
Jeez dude, you sound like someone who is completely turned off by the idea of a threesome. Poor thing, did you have a bad experience or something?
I'm not turned off by the thought of a threesome, nor did I have a bad experience. How in the fuck did you come to that conclusion?
What I am pointing out to people like you is that the last thing on this guy's mind is going to be a threesome with his wife because HE JUST FOUND OUT HIS WIFE WAS CHEATING ON HIM. Jesus fuck, are you really that stupid, or am I being trolled?
#98 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:50pm by TheCashMan88
lmao anybody not attracted by the idea of a threesome (in general) is obviously somebody who does not have the charisma to fucking do it
#104 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:14pm by Unregistered
TheCashMan88,
You win the internet. You partially restored my faith in males. Thank you for not going with the stereotype, and for proving men don't all think with their little heads.
#149 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:49am by Intoxicunt
I'm with Intoxicunt. I'm tired of being told I'm weird or gay because I'm not aroused by the idea of a threesome. (I know it isn't the same sitution, but it's close.) Most guys on this site see a threesome as being nothing more than another set of tits during sex, which is sad.
#164 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:09am by Chfanfiction
plexico, I respectfully say you're full of it.
Let me tell you, girls don't know any more about pleasing girls than guys do. Although, if you don't believe me, ask your wife if she's interested and let me know. ;)
#196 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:50pm by Intoxicunt
And... you can't be taught? There's plenty of fun in experimenting and showing your partner what you want them to do. :)
#207 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:19pm by Intoxicunt
lol I agree with plexico though being a virgin. It would be somewhat awkward to suggest positions. and I am also a philosopher of sorts as plexico. and FYI Trolls, philosopher means lover of wisdom. I love learning new things. and BTW. Peanut butter and jelly soft taco. Not half bad...
Hahaha. That's a nice notebook entry. Sexytime is no time for shyness. People need to loosen up.
Other guy: Peanut butter and jelly soft taco? That made me gag a little.
I suggest positions and stuff, when I really want to. It's not the least bit awkward for me. In my case, I usually go with the guy's flow, but if I do want to do something differently, I just say so (or, to avoid awkward breaks in the action, just kind of force it in that direction).
What IS awkward, though, is instructing someone how to do what they are doing better. *Grope, grope, lick, lick, fumble fumble* "Dude, no...ugh, move over, ok now, like this, wait, no, stop, why are you doing that?, a little more...."..not sexy.
#233 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:51am by Intoxicunt
Someones a little clingy now we know why she's cheating.......(DOT).........
#51 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:59pm by YDIBITCHES
Go pick up some 20 year old chicks using your brother as a wingman, and teach your respective wives that cheating is not cool.
"...Here's to the strong; thanks to the brave.
Don't give up hope: some people change.
Against all odds, against the grain,
Love finds a way: some people change.
Thank God for those who make it:
Let them be the Light..."
#55 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:04pm by ireply_w_lyrics
well atleast if she lesbo u wnt hav 2 wrry bout her cheatin on u wit men
#56 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:05pm by feelinxxlikexxme
oh yowzaa , thats rough ! I'll have a 5 some with all yall . JK!!!! haha
#58 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:05pm by babyamyleigh69
So what? Not a FML at all. Just enter the room where they are licking each other, naked and say "May I give you a hand?" If that doesnt work, blackmail them.
get over it and try to be happy for your wife for finally feeling comfortable enough to live as she really is. how do you think she's felt hiding herself all these years? fhl for having to put up with your penis until she found out what she really wanted.
#70 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:14pm by cherrycolacherry
Wow. So this is a pity party for her for HAVING to put up with his penis? Last time I checked, marriage was a two-way street. If she was that interested in women, she could have said no to marrying him, or divorced him at some point over the next 15 years if she didn't realize til afterward. Whether she was insecure in her desires or not, cheating is not acceptable. I say his life is the messed up one, because either he was married to a cheating whore, or he was married to a pathetic woman who didn't have the balls, metaphorically speaking, to stand up for what she liked and say "Hey, I'm a lesbian." Your comment sounds to me like you've been in a similar situation, maybe with a boyfriend and other woman, and you're trying to justify what you did. Pathetic.
#143 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:04am by PoeticPixie
I wouldn't be mad. This is surely your dream. Unless your brother's wife is fat. Then it's a FML.
#73 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:19pm by youEQUALtosser
Shouldn't you be busy having sex? You don't want swine flu, do you? DO YOU!?
Win comment though.
#139 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:40am by Intoxicunt
Damn you. DAMN YOU, plexico!!
Why does everyone in the world other than me get to have sex?
=/
#183 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:04am by Intoxicunt
I would offer some to you Intoxicunt...except I'm a straight female and I think my boyfriend would explode from fantasy overload. =)
#185 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:32am by XOfiestypixie
Haha, no you're not invited, plexico. :D
Actually, I'M not really invited either. But it's a nice thought.
Ice huh? I can work with that.
#208 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:21pm by Intoxicunt
thats a great thing, wasnt it much worser it it was with your brother?
#78 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:43pm by unluckyluis
Thats fucking tight. Why would this possibly make the FML Forums?
#82 - On 09/09/2009 at 8:50pm by Effitsbrandon
I'm sorry with what happened. I am a lesbian myself and am hurt for you, I hope you can talk it out and work something out. Take care =)
--CAT
#87 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:02pm by Catkarma1013
I am shocked about all these people saying "threesome" or "foursome"!!! Why not get the detective involved, and have a fivesome???
#96 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:44pm by loveurlifeJK
Isn't that a whole lot better than her cheating on you with your own brother? Now you don't have to hate your own brother, and at least she has an actual reason for cheating on you, that's beyond your control. I'd be relieved.
She has a girlfriend now, she says, "Guys don't do no more for me"
/reelbigfish
#105 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:15pm by allmidnighteyes
"Just because i've got no tits
I'll shave my legs,
I'll wear a bra
I'll even cut my penis off for you"
/Reel Big Fish
=)
#186 - On 09/10/2009 at 11:34am by XOfiestypixie
LOL
Don't hit it off with your brother or investigator haha.
#109 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:21pm by Alex_Zhen
You should hire another private investigator to investigate the previous private investigator because he could've been lying to cover the fact that he is having an affair with your brother and your wife!
or hire a pirate investigator to find you some new booty
#112 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:27pm by Casualt1234
eeeeewwwwww, ya know what you should do, hook up with your brother. it'd make them both jealous ;)
hahaha, jk
#120 - On 09/09/2009 at 10:47pm by Hockeylover87_71
^^^ LMAO
but on a serious note, just have a threesome with them or if want it really kinky get all 4 and ask your bro to join.
*Grins* Shelby approves. But really, that's just messed. Slightly hot, but messed. fyl.
#122 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:10pm by shelboo
Pssssshhhht, guys don't consider it cheating if it's another girl.
#124 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:16pm by Underwhelmed
man shes not cheating shes just exploring... i dont want to be that guy but im going to try for the threesome i mean dont pass up the oppurtunity...and by the way why the fuck did you waste your money on a private investigator you are the biggest fucking retard in the world...but your a lucky man as long as she still likes dick
I know a sister-is-law is not a sister but having sex with the same person as one's sibling sounds perv to me. Nice for you if you swing partners with yours.
Besides a threesome with her implies betraying his brother, that's what I meant first by 'perv' but the identical French word (my native language) conveys a broader meaning of immorality, not only from a sexual point of view.
It's not cheating if it's the same gender. At least that's how I see it when I'm with my guy friends. Why should my wife be upset? She's the only woman for me.
As long as she has sex with me at least twice a week, she can do whatever she wants with the ladies just like I do what I want with the guys. As far as I know, though, she has no interest in ladies, but I assume she'd be fine with it if she found out about my "guy time."
Do I need to point out how many things are wrong with this?
You cheat on your girl and then say, "I *assume* she'd be ok with it."
Have you been huffing the gasoline again?
#160 - On 09/10/2009 at 4:41am by Intoxicunt
I think it's so funny guys automatically assume the girls in these are hot. If they weren't there would be none of this "threesome" bullshit.
Complete BS!!! You watch too much "Cheaters" episodes. which in case we owe you a fpuble douche thanks for single handedly keeping that POS on the air...
Tell your brother, steal back every bit of pawnable bauble either of you ever gave your wives, hock it, go to Vegas for a week. Buy lots of adult entertainment with the engagement ring money. Take pictures and give the ladies a slide show when you get home.
#151 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:56am by sketched_lilly
well it could be worse. the investigator could have found out that your wife is cheating on you with your mother
#153 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:35am by galaxydude14
you could cheat with your brother and make it obvious that it happend so your wife get to know that.
Firs of all, if you need to hire private investigator, you're either paranoid dumbass or your relationship has HUGE problems and is doomed anyway.
Second of all, what the hell is wrong with having a bisexual wife? I'd totally LOVE it if my girlfriend would be bisexual. All the fun we could have! :)
Simply, stop being such a stereotypical jealous man and start having a life a little.
First of all, obviously he wasn't just paranoid. Secondly, he's not having any fun. Stop being an immature dick.
As I said: "Firs of all, if you need to hire private investigator, you're either paranoid dumbass OR your relationship has HUGE problems and is doomed anyway." The "or" word is important. The true was obviously the second part. Simply put, if you can't just ask your wife and TRUST her, there's no real point in going on with the relationship. If you don't trust each other, it totally doesn't matter what the private investigator finds out, it's not important. Just the fact, that you cannot trust each other and that you have to use private investigators is an absolutely obvious sign, that your partnership is over.
The second thing of my message was just a joke. Hence the smiley. Take it easy.
no difference in my book. cheating is cheating. it's wrong. it s also a wake up call that your marriage is weak.
All these "THREESOME THREESOME THREESOME" guys are idiots. Don't you realize that if your girl's cheating on you with another woman, it means you're not satisfying her? You're not good enough for her, but a WOMAN is. Your relationship is probably over.
And chances are, she's not gonna' want a threesome. Because if you can't satisfy ONE woman, how are you going to satisfy TWO?
#174 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:27am by happyvalleygirl
Right, because when it woman cheats it's obviously the man's fault? So when a man cheats it's the woman's fault. Stupid bitch.
Threesomes? Jeez you threesome-tards are annoying as hell. Cheating is cheating and the poor guy's obviously too heart-broken to think about that. If shes cheating on him with a woman, it could be a sign that he's not satisfying her and that's gotta be a huge blow to his manhood (or pride or whatever). OP, lose that woman and find yourself a truly faithful partner...and make sure that you're doing what you're supposed to be doing in bed...just saying, so that you don't go through that experience again.
Bragger... I encouraged my wife to have a physical relationship with my bro's wife. But instead, she terminated their friendship and resents me to this day!
Eatin ain't cheatin. Yours is the only frank goin in that bun! No harm, no foul.
If she lets you watch, I'm sure it'll bring you closer together. That's gotta be good for the marriage!
I'd like to have a 3-some with Intoxicunt and Plexico. But that's just me.
#189 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:25pm by margie4peace
Lmao. Well, welcome to the club. The club is called "plexico, have my babies". I'm the dictator. So, we can both fulfill the baby-having at once. You can be the 5th member.
#235 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:57am by Intoxicunt
Hey, OP! If you somehow get to be with both women at the same time without obtaining a million dollars, then I believe I represent all men everywhere in saluting you, good sir!
#190 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:33pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
how is this an FML? the only F in there is all the F you're gonna get from your wife and your bro's wife. well...that might be crossing the line, but now you know your wife's down with that, wrangle up a 3 way with her and another party TBD. Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a stick, some people have it so great and bitch about it. grow up, asshole, and get some real problems. fuck off and die. seriously
#191 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:56pm by _THE_MASTER_
I agree with everyone who said the threesome bullshit is nonsense.
My thoughts on the situation:
a) The man probably is not interested in a threesome. Whether he is turned on or not by the thought of a threesome, his wife is cheating on him. The last thing he probably wants to do is partake in the activity.
b) Cheating is cheating, regardless of who it is with. The people saying that since it's with a girl, it doesn't count, obviously have no experience/association whatsoever with what it really means to be with someone of the same gender: THEY HAVE FEELINGS FOR THEM. And if the feelings are legitimate, it doesn't matter who theyre cheating with. Men and women end up on the same scale.
c) If the wife is cheating with a woman, it means she has some things to work out for herself. She's obviously attracted to the other woman, especially if it was more than a one-time thing. And if that's the case, she's probably working out for herself that she's gay. Or at least bi. To the people who said he should "dump her ass," sure; but she probably is having second thoughts about their marriage as well, so it probably wouldn't be quite the "teach that bitch a lesson" scenario people are imagining. It would be heartbreaking on both sides, I'm sure, but probably a bit of a relief on her part. She's finally figuring out who she is/who she wants.
ON THE OTHER HAND:
If she already knew she was bi, didn't tell her husband, and this was just a "whatever" thing for her, then she really does have some issues.
EIther way, OP, FYL. I'm sorry.
"Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife"
After reading that I immediately hit YDI.
huh, well at least you could still go gay with your bro......HEY, im just saying he COULD >_> don't look at this comment like that!
#211 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:33am by EveryDayJackAss
Speaking as married housewife I have but one thing to say... "Opportunity Knocks but only once...don't fuck it up."
"My Brother's Wife" - Butthole Surfers
Look it up. They are hilarious.
#217 - On 09/11/2009 at 4:04pm by shameinyou
Only proves one thing, you and your brother only attract lesbians. Grow some balls please
#236 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:29pm by DrCoolSanta
check out the song by Ray-L my girl got a girlfriend lmao
but sorry ur wifes been cheaten
Do you know your problem shawty
Coulda told me
That you was sleepin wit a chick
How the hell you gon be leavin me out
I thought we was better shawty..
My girl gotta girlfriend
I just found out but its aight
Long as i can be wit her too
My girl gotta girlfriend
It really is not a problem
Cuz ima make it do what it do
Cuz havin 2 chicks is better than no chicks
I'd rather just join in
Keep my girl and keep the other one too
My girl gotta girlfriend
It really is not a problem
Cuz ima make it do what it do
#237 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm by killa_kelss
See theres one thing i always thought about that. Like, if you had a spouse and they started cheating on you with their same gender (which YOU do, lol), at least you knew what you were missing lol. So its not so bad! you're just missing the vital sexual organs :D Better than lets say having them cheat on you with your gender, then you would always wonder.
#242 - On 02/12/2010 at 4:48pm by IBeAwesome
