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Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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lol!

#1 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:04pm by bettyboo_x

Fart dust is a smelly thing... funny as hell though.

#15 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm by Stunt

Your bf is disgusting

#98 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:12pm by soulwarrior

That's disgusting.

#2 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:04pm by turtlellama

LMAO. No that is HILARIOUS. Go along with it, I bet he's just playin with ya. LOl. ^_^

#68 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:26pm by JustSoLost

He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

#3 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:05pm by drinkupgorgeous

Maybe he threw something else into her face that comes out of the ass...?

#14 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm by genius_man16

but then it isnt a fart=/

#48 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:30pm by jakedmagic

Still your bf?

#4 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:05pm by boba123

yummy

#5 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:06pm by Skikkles

how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

#6 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:07pm by shelbtron

The gas is heavier than air. If you get some in your hand, you can kind of launch it at someone.

#19 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:23pm by ndawgg

"launch" it at someone, haha. Great description =P

#26 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:36pm by Ret

you just made my life .

#120 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:51am by staystrongholdon

thats what i was wondering!!! :\

#127 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:31am by tashi

loltrolled

#7 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:07pm by Gavik

how do you throw a fart?

#8 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:07pm by stephie_rox

wow that succcks

#9 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:08pm by khatuba

i think she means he just shoved his hand up his own ass and slapped her.

#10 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:09pm by mister_moops

WIN!!!!!!!!!

#110 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:48pm by StingMunFizzy

hes pro.

#140 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:48pm by overxrated

you do know farts are intangible, and therefore it is impossible for him to throw it in your face, right? at best he can fan it towards you. either way, he'll appreciate you more if you don't take stuff like that so seriously. not YDI, but not FML either. just BFD.

#11 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:10pm by diet_otaku

If you cup it enough it actually does work tho.. trust me, its been done to me several times

#59 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:00pm by HeyItsWill12

BFD?

#81 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:12pm by ifzombiesattack

Big fucking deal.

#96 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:02pm by nickyzinks

its called a cupcake. and it is very possible.

also FYI the average fart has enough gas to fill a cup halfway

#158 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:54pm by ph33rlus

I've used these lyrics once, and they work here again

"...When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall. When you see a lake you think picnics and I see a large
mouth up under that log. You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me. In some ways well maybe you might. Scrub me
down, dress me up, oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy.

When you see a priceless French painting and I see a drunk naked girl. You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and
I'd like to give it a whirl. Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might walk your sissy
dog, hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy.

I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car, write a love song that makes you cry. Then turn right around knock some
jerk to the ground 'cause he copped feel as you walk by.

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends sayin', "Yeah girls he's come a long way from draggin' his knuckles and carryin'
a club and buildin' a fire in a cave." But when you say a back rub means only a back rub then you swat my hand when I try.
Well now what can I say at the end of the day,"Honey, I'm still a guy..."

Because no matter how hard you try to change him or any other guy, he will always be crude :)

#12 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:11pm by ireply_w_lyrics

I didn't read any of that because of all the bloody line breaks.

#35 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:00pm by jcrook

Jus listen to "I'm still a guy by Brad Paisley"

#43 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:18pm by ireply_w_lyrics

I vote that you're not allowed to use country lyrics anymore. You've met your country limit for 2009. Ok? :)

#89 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:00pm by Intoxicunt

hey now, ive really started to use other genres as well now :)

#100 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:20pm by ireply_w_lyrics

Remember, as stated on my profile, you can always request a song :)

#105 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:42pm by ireply_w_lyrics

I know. Still, the majority of your songs are country. I will start to request songs! Or, I'll just take over the job myself. :D

#113 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:25pm by Intoxicunt

Hey now, I'm still the original:P
and my last two (in order from newest to oldest) are Savior by Rise Against and the Spiderman theme song
(They're on the same FML)

#115 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:22pm by ireply_w_lyrics

It's things like this that make me ashamed to be a guy. Why must my gender consist of imbeciles?

#13 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm by Arcterion

Girls do it too man... men just follow Franklin's advice... "Fart Proudly."

#18 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:19pm by Stunt

not to be ignorant or anything but are you gay?

#66 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:22pm by Kashi13

Why do you have to ask? What difference would it make? Would he automatically come across as some kind of other-worldy abnormal detestable FREAK to you if he were gay?

#69 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:32pm by allmidnighteyes

The first to crow is the rooster, not the chicken. He's not gay, he's like me, actually THINKING! what guy would see a naked girl showering and immediately think "THROW FART IN HER FACE!" I mean come on! No wonder most women think men are idiots!!!!!ROMANCE!

#159 - On 09/17/2009 at 3:08am by glitchead

If you fart on your hand, the stench stays for a while so maybe he did that and then pressed it up against her face. I've had it done to me by many a friend.

#16 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm by DrunkenValor

hahahhahaaha a millions...thanks that just made my day!

#17 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:18pm by stellarstar

That's nasty. To any guys reading this: it's not funny, it's fucking disgusting.

#21 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:24pm by 1965

I'm a guy and I find that just a horrible and disgusting as anyone else >

#61 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:04pm by qetzacoatl122112

Me too, it is not funny!! It is disgusting but funny to read!!

#83 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:34pm by metheonlyb

lol 21 i first read it as "thats tasty"

#85 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:37pm by Dogman332

that is vile, men can be so disgusting sometimes

#22 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:26pm by womensrights

So can women so stfu.

#46 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:25pm by Jmido

LOL!!

#23 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:32pm by Ranoona

Wow that's sick

#24 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:32pm by ctrygirl

Great boyfriend you have there. Where'd you find him, junior high school?

#25 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:35pm by T_X_P

honestly, i wouldn't even be surprised if he wasn't. OP, that's just disgusting. but at least you were in the shower, so you could wash your face. fart on his food or something

#44 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:20pm by the_stereotype

wow, he's a keeper

#27 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:37pm by jessxoxo28

I love nigahiga.
Anyway...

OP: That's gross. Definitely would have been disgusted by that.

#51 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:33pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

HADOUKEN!

#30 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:42pm by airplanefood

omg, if it was my bf I would've slapped him so hard, or just kicked him in the balls, that would've taugh him not to do disgusting things like that, just makes me throw up in the mouth a little.

#31 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:43pm by chellinha93

stink fist!!! haha

#32 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:45pm by idratherbewrestl

Your an idiot if you dont dump him.

#33 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:49pm by justdancebbyx3

A better idea is she could take up smoking and he'll break up with her.

#47 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:27pm by TheHeroOfTime

This means war.
Next time he goes down on you, clamp his head between your thighs and fart on him.

#34 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:53pm by aback

#34 ftw hahahahahahah

#40 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:06pm by sarah2144

How romantic.

#36 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:00pm by Noxic

The BUTTERCUP!

#37 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:02pm by irishdancer

What a douche. How old is he, 12?

#38 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:02pm by pasiphae9

im a dude and i find that fucked up.

#39 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:05pm by KillU2009

so did u do it ne ways?

#41 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:09pm by anonymsspermdonr

Ah, the smell of victory.

#42 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:09pm by aznboytellem

If that's your kind of humor, do what someone suggested where you fart on him.

However, chances are he's just too immature and needs to be dumped ASAP.

#45 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:25pm by strawberryp0cky

time for a new bf?

#49 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:31pm by Chubtubdaplaya

he's a keeper

#50 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:32pm by firenighthawk

Tell him to grow the fuck up.

#52 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:34pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

What an asshole. lol. Search for a new BF who wont be so immature.

#53 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:43pm by DeviliciousAngel

PWND

#54 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:44pm by Silverill

Give him one back :D

#55 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:45pm by lotte123

lmfao u guys need to lighten the fuck up

#56 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:47pm by KiddNYC10

Lighten up??
what boyfriend would do that to their girlfriend...
disgusting.

#57 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:56pm by leofan15

god you people are such tools. He obviously farted into a condensing chamber, froze it, and THEN threw it into her face, god how did you not see that?!

#58 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:58pm by pelican2

HAHA, i love your boyfriend

#60 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:01pm by Gia0896

hahaha, the buttercup!

#62 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:05pm by Gasperilla

dude at least he didn't raise that fist, kept it closed and swung at her face

#63 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:10pm by KiddNYC10

i'm guessing he's a bit on the immature side , haha

#64 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:12pm by kcool1

Unless he sharted or ejected explosive diarrhea into his hand, I fail to see the FML in this

#65 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:16pm by allmidnighteyes

Its a FML because she found out she's dating an immature idiot

#70 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:36pm by vanaathiel

You are the company you keep.
Since when did girls not fart? At least guys like to have fun with anything we can, probably why we don't menstruate.

#145 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:33pm by gcsu_ogre

it's his neanderthal way to say "I love you"

#67 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:24pm by noelmccartney

fart slap

#71 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:43pm by joker3069

I hope you dodged it

#72 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:43pm by NaziZombie

FYL for being bitchy about it
FYL for not affording an air filter
YDI for being an old fart who doesnt know how to adapt to situations
YDI for posting it on FML

#73 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:44pm by xstaticdelta

HAHA. That's friggin disgusting.

#74 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:50pm by sinergy

at least he didn't take a dump in his hand and throw it at you

#75 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:25pm by hahathatsux

Because its not funny. Its just stupid. There is a difference.

#77 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:49pm by pasiphae9

Yer bf acknowledges his chimp ancestors with this salute to your nekkidness!!

#78 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:57pm by buddy51

EWwwwwwww your boyfriend is a jackass.

#79 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:03pm by widad_xoxo

Farts in the shower also smell a ton worse so that must really suck.

#80 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:04pm by 2345

Such an event is considered a rite of passage in many cultures.

#82 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:18pm by SMBroskie

oh ew . XD .

#86 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:37pm by loltoyoutoo

yuck that is just gross

#87 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:38pm by redblush04

I'm not gonna gonna pass judgment on the bf one way or another. But I'm honestly confused...how does one throw a fart? I mean at first I thought maybe he sharted...but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one and say he *wouldn't* throw fecal matter at his girlfriend's face lol. But then that leads me back to my original question...how can you throw a fart at someone?

#88 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:54pm by ihatestupidppl

bwahahahaha sux.

#90 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:01pm by roxyoursox243

He's a keeper.

#91 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:04pm by movies12

he was trying to get you out of the shower

#92 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:18pm by TriniRockStar

ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-----
that's so...


like a guy god damn it lol

#93 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:26pm by DameGreyWulf

Find anything good?

#119 - On 09/08/2009 at 1:32am by Intoxicunt

holy fuck. I hope you walked out. I'd probably dump him for being so disrespectful. I mean if he just farted than ok gross but I guess not everyone can hold it, but "throw" it in your face? FUcking dealbreaker.

#95 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:47pm by capricaz

A CUPCAKE!! that's what it's called, it sucks lol

#97 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:10pm by italiachick13

Wow what a crackhead. But haha that's funny

#99 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:16pm by Honda288

that's your fml? you r still together and everyones healthy... but u had to smell a stinky... let's trade lives so I don't have to deal with REAL issues

#101 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:21pm by molitov

so....i'm guessing that didn't turn you on?

#102 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:24pm by muffinsareyummy

lol!! thats gross.

#103 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:29pm by XoRoxybabe615Xo

LMAO
ewwww omg thats sooo gross >_

#104 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:32pm by oliviax3

That....is a real man. Kudos to him.

#106 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:53pm by mevyhetal

... it's air, it's not tangible. It would diffuse, it isn't something that can be physiucally thrown and you are the ultimate moron for thinking so.

Same goes for the rest of you replying who think this too.

#107 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:12pm by Nemephosis

Reminds me of the stuff my stupid brother does.

Like once, we were at a park and he was showing our friend Joyce a move that he could do from wrestling. He then proceeded to flip and hold me upside down, and then farted.

It was disgusting. And I feel for you :/

#108 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:14pm by fmylife_hardcore

lmaoooo u got cupcaked!!!!! ahahahahahaha

#109 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:34pm by LOLgasmic123

Holy crap!!! Who would rate you deserved that?? lmao!!!!

#111 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:10pm by zetsubouharry

What? Umm, ok, that was the wierdest FML I've read all month.

#112 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:16pm by Pointy130

Terrance and Phillip do that up in Canada don't they? that just seems like the thing to do up there.

#114 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:05pm by XxMaiWeingxX

Loll

#117 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:49pm by Bobiolik

Queef in his face imo.

#116 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:40pm by Jeejington

hahaha nice!

#118 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:20am by laxbro2430

ahahah, it's true you can "throw" a fart at someone, fart into an empty cup, cover it with yer hand, aim and fire! hahha sooo gross but funny

#121 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:06am by hollywoodbound

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! This is my ultimate fav FML. x

#122 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:14am by DSappy

Sounds like a male thing. I was in the shower one day and my husband ran up, threw open the shower curtain and ripped a fart. Interestingly enough, fart+hot water=vomit inducing. He intends to teach our son this trick when he's old enough. O.o

#123 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:29am by Aly3277

ew, thats gross!

if it makes you feel any better..you're not alone.
I took a shower with my hubby (back when we were just going out), he did something to piss me off and he kept laughing..he laughed so hard he pissed on me while we were in the shower.

needless to say i got out, walked across the house to the other bathroom and finished my shower there!

#124 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:16am by crazygirl20

that's hilarious.

#125 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:26am by alyjane

I hope you then got out and made him a sandwich

#126 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:12am by jdannyl

#126 is the winner!! ROFLMAO!

#131 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:46am by dopeman

U made my day

#129 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:04am by mohit88

Looks like you forgot to use the Rubber/Glue Defense.
You could've at least thrown a fart back at him.

Also, ROFLMAO. xD

#130 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:24am by blastvortex

FYL if you have no money YDI if you do

#132 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:29am by jillz

how do you throw a fart?? but still, FYL

#133 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:52am by justlooking

Omg! Dump him!!!!!!!!!!

#134 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:25pm by swedishgirl

OMG!!! u can THROW farts!?!? AWESOME!!!!!

#135 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:58pm by Yawn823

that is fucking gross. Ditch him. *shivers* yuck

#136 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:08pm by santafay

holy shit! your boyfriend is legend. girls just don't get that farts are awesome

#137 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:10pm by midgethunter

HAHAHAHA! LOL! Sounds like something I would do! LOL! And YES you can throw a fart! We call it a Fart Grenade!

#138 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:56pm by RonTayan

Your boyfriend is disgusting. You should have given him a little present of your own in the form of a slap to the balls. Teach him not to do that again.

#139 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:41pm by Jennydew

Throwing farts is a gift that you should learn to appreciate.

#141 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:26pm by Slim_d813

This goes out to guys. if u wanna get laid. dont do that ever.

#142 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:53pm by quascadL

No sympathy. You’re the dumb bitch who’s dating this douche bag.

#143 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:59pm by Dues_Vit

lmaoo you completely deserved that one

#146 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:57pm by GnarGnar420

Fart on him while he's going down on you???LMFAO.
OP: ewwww I saw that happen once and the kid litterally threw up.Ahhh middle school days:)

#147 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:20pm by Egotistical

wtf how do people like this get girlfriends, while i can't? anyways, FYL.

#148 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:23pm by dan81892

Sounds like you need to work on your charm!

#153 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:37am by Dessgeega

um... lol thats nasty. but it is SOOO a guy thing to do.

#149 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:16pm by misfit3332

buttercup!!!!

#151 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:20am by daspidermc

Best shit I've heard in a while.

#152 - On 09/09/2009 at 2:26am by THTB

thats great you should have farted also

#154 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:10am by jayraye

Ewwww >___

#155 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:25am by Svartaren

boys will be boys...

#156 - On 09/11/2009 at 8:36pm by Queenbea27

if you want revenge wait till he falls asleep and fart in his face

#157 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:59am by Samuraixman

Lol, xD Throwing a fart in your face Lol funny unless if my gf in the future does that to me :P

#160 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:56pm by JohnnySitu

Its called NINJA DUST

#161 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:24am by tesh_maniac

I wouldn't give him sex for a month or two.

#162 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:28pm by Fontario4

haha don't worry a ton about it he was probably just joking around

#163 - On 12/31/2009 at 1:39pm by lolluv

IMF. this made my day. haha. LMFAO

#164 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:56pm by xvxblackdahlia

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