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Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53404) - you deserved it (8009)

On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

#3 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:05pm by drinkupgorgeous

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how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

#6 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:07pm by shelbtron

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