Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38283) - you totally deserved it (5116)
On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
LMAO. No that is HILARIOUS. Go along with it, I bet he's just playin with ya. LOl. ^_^
#68 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:26pm by JustSoLost
Maybe he threw something else into her face that comes out of the ass...?
#14 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm by genius_man16
i think she means he just shoved his hand up his own ass and slapped her.
#10 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:09pm by mister_moops
you do know farts are intangible, and therefore it is impossible for him to throw it in your face, right? at best he can fan it towards you. either way, he'll appreciate you more if you don't take stuff like that so seriously. not YDI, but not FML either. just BFD.
#11 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:10pm by diet_otaku
If you cup it enough it actually does work tho.. trust me, its been done to me several times
#59 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:00pm by HeyItsWill12
its called a cupcake. and it is very possible.
also FYI the average fart has enough gas to fill a cup halfway
I've used these lyrics once, and they work here again
"...When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall. When you see a lake you think picnics and I see a large
mouth up under that log. You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me. In some ways well maybe you might. Scrub me
down, dress me up, oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy.
When you see a priceless French painting and I see a drunk naked girl. You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and
I'd like to give it a whirl. Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might walk your sissy
dog, hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy.
I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car, write a love song that makes you cry. Then turn right around knock some
jerk to the ground 'cause he copped feel as you walk by.
I can hear you now talkin' to your friends sayin', "Yeah girls he's come a long way from draggin' his knuckles and carryin'
a club and buildin' a fire in a cave." But when you say a back rub means only a back rub then you swat my hand when I try.
Well now what can I say at the end of the day,"Honey, I'm still a guy..."
Because no matter how hard you try to change him or any other guy, he will always be crude :)
#12 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:11pm by ireply_w_lyrics
I vote that you're not allowed to use country lyrics anymore. You've met your country limit for 2009. Ok? :)
#89 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:00pm by Intoxicunt
hey now, ive really started to use other genres as well now :)
#100 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:20pm by ireply_w_lyrics
Remember, as stated on my profile, you can always request a song :)
#105 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:42pm by ireply_w_lyrics
I know. Still, the majority of your songs are country. I will start to request songs! Or, I'll just take over the job myself. :D
#113 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:25pm by Intoxicunt
Hey now, I'm still the original:P
and my last two (in order from newest to oldest) are Savior by Rise Against and the Spiderman theme song
(They're on the same FML)
#115 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:22pm by ireply_w_lyrics
Why do you have to ask? What difference would it make? Would he automatically come across as some kind of other-worldy abnormal detestable FREAK to you if he were gay?
#69 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:32pm by allmidnighteyes
The first to crow is the rooster, not the chicken. He's not gay, he's like me, actually THINKING! what guy would see a naked girl showering and immediately think "THROW FART IN HER FACE!" I mean come on! No wonder most women think men are idiots!!!!!ROMANCE!
If you fart on your hand, the stench stays for a while so maybe he did that and then pressed it up against her face. I've had it done to me by many a friend.
#16 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:16pm by DrunkenValor
I'm a guy and I find that just a horrible and disgusting as anyone else >
#61 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:04pm by qetzacoatl122112
Me too, it is not funny!! It is disgusting but funny to read!!
#83 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:34pm by metheonlyb
honestly, i wouldn't even be surprised if he wasn't. OP, that's just disgusting. but at least you were in the shower, so you could wash your face. fart on his food or something
#44 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:20pm by the_stereotype
I love nigahiga.
Anyway...
OP: That's gross. Definitely would have been disgusted by that.
#51 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:33pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
omg, if it was my bf I would've slapped him so hard, or just kicked him in the balls, that would've taugh him not to do disgusting things like that, just makes me throw up in the mouth a little.
#31 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:43pm by chellinha93
A better idea is she could take up smoking and he'll break up with her.
#47 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:27pm by TheHeroOfTime
If that's your kind of humor, do what someone suggested where you fart on him.
However, chances are he's just too immature and needs to be dumped ASAP.
#45 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:25pm by strawberryp0cky
What an asshole. lol. Search for a new BF who wont be so immature.
#53 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:43pm by DeviliciousAngel
god you people are such tools. He obviously farted into a condensing chamber, froze it, and THEN threw it into her face, god how did you not see that?!
Unless he sharted or ejected explosive diarrhea into his hand, I fail to see the FML in this
#65 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:16pm by allmidnighteyes
Its a FML because she found out she's dating an immature idiot
#70 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:36pm by vanaathiel
You are the company you keep.
Since when did girls not fart? At least guys like to have fun with anything we can, probably why we don't menstruate.
FYL for being bitchy about it
FYL for not affording an air filter
YDI for being an old fart who doesnt know how to adapt to situations
YDI for posting it on FML
#73 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:44pm by xstaticdelta
at least he didn't take a dump in his hand and throw it at you
#75 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:25pm by hahathatsux
I'm not gonna gonna pass judgment on the bf one way or another. But I'm honestly confused...how does one throw a fart? I mean at first I thought maybe he sharted...but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one and say he *wouldn't* throw fecal matter at his girlfriend's face lol. But then that leads me back to my original question...how can you throw a fart at someone?
#88 - On 09/07/2009 at 6:54pm by ihatestupidppl
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-----
that's so...
like a guy god damn it lol
#93 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:26pm by DameGreyWulf
holy fuck. I hope you walked out. I'd probably dump him for being so disrespectful. I mean if he just farted than ok gross but I guess not everyone can hold it, but "throw" it in your face? FUcking dealbreaker.
#95 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:47pm by capricaz
that's your fml? you r still together and everyones healthy... but u had to smell a stinky... let's trade lives so I don't have to deal with REAL issues
... it's air, it's not tangible. It would diffuse, it isn't something that can be physiucally thrown and you are the ultimate moron for thinking so.
Same goes for the rest of you replying who think this too.
#107 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:12pm by Nemephosis
Reminds me of the stuff my stupid brother does.
Like once, we were at a park and he was showing our friend Joyce a move that he could do from wrestling. He then proceeded to flip and hold me upside down, and then farted.
It was disgusting. And I feel for you :/
#108 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:14pm by fmylife_hardcore
Holy crap!!! Who would rate you deserved that?? lmao!!!!
#111 - On 09/07/2009 at 10:10pm by zetsubouharry
Terrance and Phillip do that up in Canada don't they? that just seems like the thing to do up there.
#114 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:05pm by XxMaiWeingxX
ahahah, it's true you can "throw" a fart at someone, fart into an empty cup, cover it with yer hand, aim and fire! hahha sooo gross but funny
#121 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:06am by hollywoodbound
Sounds like a male thing. I was in the shower one day and my husband ran up, threw open the shower curtain and ripped a fart. Interestingly enough, fart+hot water=vomit inducing. He intends to teach our son this trick when he's old enough. O.o
ew, thats gross!
if it makes you feel any better..you're not alone.
I took a shower with my hubby (back when we were just going out), he did something to piss me off and he kept laughing..he laughed so hard he pissed on me while we were in the shower.
needless to say i got out, walked across the house to the other bathroom and finished my shower there!
#124 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:16am by crazygirl20
Looks like you forgot to use the Rubber/Glue Defense.
You could've at least thrown a fart back at him.
Also, ROFLMAO. xD
#130 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:24am by blastvortex
holy shit! your boyfriend is legend. girls just don't get that farts are awesome
#137 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:10pm by midgethunter
HAHAHAHA! LOL! Sounds like something I would do! LOL! And YES you can throw a fart! We call it a Fart Grenade!
Your boyfriend is disgusting. You should have given him a little present of your own in the form of a slap to the balls. Teach him not to do that again.
#139 - On 09/08/2009 at 6:41pm by Jennydew
Fart on him while he's going down on you???LMFAO.
OP: ewwww I saw that happen once and the kid litterally threw up.Ahhh middle school days:)
#147 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:20pm by Egotistical
um... lol thats nasty. but it is SOOO a guy thing to do.
#149 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:16pm by misfit3332
if you want revenge wait till he falls asleep and fart in his face
#157 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:59am by Samuraixman
Lol, xD Throwing a fart in your face Lol funny unless if my gf in the future does that to me :P
#160 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:56pm by JohnnySitu
