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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66333) - you deserved it (5675)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)

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well alteast he asked you first.

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:35pm by akiro525

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And, what did you tell him when you picked him up off the floor??

#7 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:39pm by OneandOnlyOne

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