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Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

I agree, your life sucks (34971) - you deserved it (2707)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm - love - by me (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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