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Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

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On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm - love - by me (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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He's just trying to keep your self-esteem low so you don't move on.

#3 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:37pm by pariah411

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I don't think she was fishing for compliments. I think she was just making a happy remark.
Kind of like.... If I were to say "Heh, that kid thinks I'm smart." I'm not looking for someone to validate the claim, I'm just thinking out loud to another person.

If she were fishing for compliments she would have said instead something like "Am I cute? Your aunt thinks so."

#16 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:25pm by DameGreyWulf

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