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Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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im sorry, but this is just really stupid. obviously you can find someone better who can appreciate that you lost 50lbs

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:05am by imonfml_fml

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Sorry, dude, but if you'd not lost your weight, she probably would've said "I only dig thin guys."

#3 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:06am by PityFool

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