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Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38206) - you deserved it (3003)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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