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Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 10:39pm - love - by cancerfreak (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day =\

"Not even for cancer."

Why would he say something like THAT?

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:17am by LMFAOsabrina

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Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:22am by metalyoshi9

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