Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks (60193) - you totally deserved it (4306)
On 03/20/2009 at 10:39pm - love - by cancerfreak (woman) - United States (Iowa)
What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day =\
"Not even for cancer."
Why would he say something like THAT?
#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:17am by LMFAOsabrina
So... if he had found you dazzling, he would have paid twenty dollars to kiss you.
Since he didn't think you were, he wouldn't donate money to cancer.
That's a classy move right there.
But hey, at least you're doing something noble with your time, whereas he's apparently waiting for an incentive to decent things.
#2 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:19am by noclevername
If he didn't wanna kiss you, he should've just left the money. What a jerk for taking it back and saying something like that.
#3 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:21am by mastercrammer
Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.
#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:22am by metalyoshi9
... what a jerk. He could have at least left the $20 >:(
But I feel bad for you, having something to deal with something like that. He was just being an ass face. Be glad you didn't have to kiss him.
And good for you for doing something that people will appreciate, unlike him.
#5 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:23am by youreawhore
i feel like kissing booths are just a quicker, more effective way to spread mono.
#6 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:26am by blushinFML
Its understandable, some people have different morals.
A kissing booth is probably showing him your a girl with very little respect for herself, who doesnt care about who she kisses or gets herpes from.
Maybe he had a little more standards then you..
#7 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:28am by orchidSage
Well common sense would dictate that someone pretty should run the kissing booth, which in this case is apparently not the case.
#11 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:40am by Good_old_Grim
ya but everyone is ugly to someone. so she should "should be ready to face this situation should it arise."
but you're right #11 you should be pretty/sexy to run a kissing booth. you're also most likely a whore. buuuut kudos for doing it for cancer!
I HATE it when someone says it's fake. so what if 'cancerfreak' made it up? It's bound to have happend to SOMEBODY in the world. I mean there's billions of people out there. I'm sure it's happend to at least 1 if not 100s.
Sad for you and for that dbag's soul... taking back the money???!! disgusting!
I second #'s 2 through 5.
If in the future you are inspired to work another such booth, be sure to give people a quick oral inspection for syphilis, and anything else that "just looks funny" because by now I'm sure you have HSV1 (all you get are annoying cold sores, 2 is the genital vareity).
And geez, it sounds like you put a price on the kisses - if you're going to do that, at least give the people their money's worth... blindfold 'em or lower the price :p
Maybe a bake sale would be better in the future... go for oatmeal cookies and say they're better for your cholesterol to stick with the health theme :p
#15 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:07am by couldbeworse55
Obviously, you think you're a lot better looking than you are. Stupid of you to think people would pay twenty dollars to kiss an uggo. Then you're just forcing yourself on people.
Why do people just assume she's a whore? All she's doing is KISSING. Not even french kissing! More likely, she's a girl who doesn't get kissed a lot or doesn't have a boyfriend.
And whoever said she'll get herpes - the likelihood of her getting herpes from giving someone a peck on the lips is so minimal as to be irrelevant.
Mono is worth worrying about, though.
I know this will sound awful but, if you are unattractive should you really be running a kissing booth?
#20 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:13am by MrJentipede
Maybe he had heard that you have herpes? That douche still should have left the money.
#22 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:31am by Alisonwonderland
the asshole could have at least given you the money! it was for a good couse
#23 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:34am by XxGivesMEhellxX
i dont get why ppl are all assuming that OP is unattractive. have you seen her?
but that being said.. $20 at a kissing booth?! are you crazy?! unless it wuz like eva longoria at the booth, i wudn't pay any more than $5! (unless you are or look like eva longoria, in which case i take that back).
Hmmm, why would we assume the OP is unatractive? Perhaps because someone retracts his 20 Dollar just to evade her.
The guy did a horrible thing and shouldn't have done it. Having said that, the OP completely deserved it, if you're not pretty then WTF are you doing in a "kissing booth". That's ignorant and you forcing your ignorance on the world, which is just hateful.
Perhaps the OP is a guy, then it all makes sense XD
#25 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:44am by ArmoredSandwich
I didn't even think of that, who would pay 20 dollars for a kiss? Did you give them a happy ending, too?
#26 - On 03/21/2009 at 10:45am by Alisonwonderland
You get herpes from saliva. I doubt she was going to let random guys stick their tongues down her throat >_> What a douchebag, though.
#27 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:03am by Travestie616
Aw I can't believe people are being mean to the Op. First off if it was run by her town she probably didn't choose the price and second even if She is not that attractive its for a good cause! The guy could have atleast left the money and said he didn't kiss strangers or something less offensive.
Why would any kissing booth cost $20?! Where is this, the Hamptons? I don't really doubt that someone would do that, because there are many douches out there, but I do call fake on the fact about the $20 charge, that's absurd.
Stop bashing the OP for being ugly/not hot/not sexy or whatnot. For all you know she could be, and he's a moron. Or she just doesn't satisfy his tastes. Or...it may have been a dare. How do we know that this wasn't a fourteen-year-old succumbing to peer pressure? Even if she was ugly, that's no need to behave like an ape with no manners.
Point is, if he had an ounce of decency, and he'd have left his donation money and gone.
Either way, I agree with the general consensus - I don't quite understand the point of a kissing booth.
What a jerk. Even if he didn't want to kiss you, he should at least have left some money for cancer.
#34 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:07pm by Vanesa
Oh my god.... absolutely every person on this site is an idiot.
to everyone who says "he should have left the money": This was a "Raise Money For Cancer" CARNIVAL
It means that EVERY activity there donates the money to cancer.... If he takes his $20 back, he probably just wants to spend it somewhere that isn't a "Kiss an Ugly Girl o Rama"
Which brings me to my next point: If you are ugly, do not run a kissing booth. In fact, I assume you already knew you were ugly to an extent, because the guy obviously didn't SEE you before he donated the $20, thus you were probably hidden until the kissing point.
The point of kissing booth: Pay money, kiss pretty girl, profit.
Next time~ do a bake sale... you're probably better at baking cookies anyway.
#36 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:24pm by Speedyblurr
The way I see it, if he can't leave the $20 that was going to cancer in the first place anyways, he's not worth kissing. So don't get down in the dumps about it, aside from what he said - he's still a douche.
#37 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:50pm by dumbkid
You are probably going to get herpes from running a kissing booth. You don't know what people have. Go you for trying to cure cancer. That's Martyrdom if I've ever seen it.
#29 - I didn't read through the comments before I posted so I didn't see that you got to the spreading of diseases topic before I did. Oh well. Cheers to you!
wait, how could he not have seen you beforehand?
like, why would he get in line for a twenty dollar kissing booth without LOOKING at the person he'd be kissing?
and if he did that, for whatever reason, there was no reason for him to PUT THE MONEY DOWN, make some asshole comment and then walk away. he could have just gotten out of line?
#42 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:34pm by dreamfactory
I love how everyone assumes she's ugly just because one guy apparently thinks so. There are plenty of guys who think I'm not attractive at all, and there are quite a few guys that think I am. It's all based on opinions, and this one guy's opinion shouldn't dictate what she looks like.
#43 - On 03/21/2009 at 1:38pm by laurisshnazzy
That's pretty mean. He should of at least left the money there. I mean come on, it's for cancer!
Do kissing booth's really work? I've never seen one in person before lol.
wow, what a jerk. he could have at least left the money for cancer research. that's really brave of you to run a kissing booth. i hope you made a lot of money.
i'm sure one of his idiot friends bet him to do that. Arent the kisses on the cheek though? If it were on the lips, no thanks.
#46 - On 03/21/2009 at 2:24pm by agentasuka
well....they should've gotten a supermodel to do it :/
#47 - On 03/21/2009 at 2:40pm by danceydancetime
he probably had herpes anyways :)
woahhh i posted this without even seeing the herpes comment before it! haha
#7 how can you say he had better "morals" than her? He was already heading to the kissing booth and paid for it before looking at her...
lol "for cancer"
don't you mean "cancer research" or "cancer awareness" ?
way to go, OP
#53 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:19pm by eeejit0102
it sucks that you're ugly if you were better looking you could have saved more money. you should stick to selling brownies or something.
I don't understand why some guys think that you can just say mean things like that. Like what did you do to really deserve having your self esteem shut down like that? I can't believe that some people are just so unnecessarily disrespectful for absolutely no reason. (Including a lot of the people on this website!)
Yeah he's a jerk... If it were me, and you really weren't kissable at all, I'd just ignore, not throw it in your face lol. Ah well.
That's what you have to expect when running a kissing booth. Not everyone is going to think you're attractive. I'm not saying what he said was right, but if you can't handle assholes' remarks then you really shouldn't be running a kissing booth.
I find this somewhat hard to believe. =/ I worked a kissing booth a few weeks ago, and we had lesbians kissing gay boys, straight boys kissing boys, straight girls kissing girls. Admittably, it was at a drag show. =/
the moral of the story? don't run a kissing booth if you aren't hot, If you were hotter I bet cancer would be cured by now, I hope your happy
#62 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:51pm by Truthbringer
dude is a prick, or you're just really ugly. nonetheless, i agree he could have left the money. damn.
#63 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:53pm by SilentGround
Ohhh, I thought you meant he was paying his $20 to kiss you because he thought you were cute, so he wasn't even giving the money because of the cancer, but because he'd pay to kiss you anyway. But since he didn't kiss you... I get it. lol Ouch.
What a douche bag, he could have a least left the money?
#65 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:14pm by tigergirl72
Why the Hell is it $20 for a kiss? But he's a D-Bag too.
#66 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:37pm by imhawaiian
you should look better, the dude was just being honest
honesty is the best policy.
#69 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:46am by woopwoopwombat
i agree with #71, who pays $20 for a damn kiss, it's not like your going to see the person again
#72 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:24pm by Sagacious
A kissing booth?? What decade are you living in? I thought Kissing booths had died a natural death with the emergence of glandular fever and meningococcal... this scares me!
kissing booth's are real?!? how come i never see them?
did any girls kiss you :D
just curiosity
*Live*Love*Laugh*
Ummm here's the deal, if you are that unattractive why would you do a kissing booth? Was it for attention or did you really think it would be a good idea? You brought this on yourself. Unless of course you are somewhat attractive then the guy is a douche.
#75 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:21pm by snowhawk22
I think he did that on a bet. I don't think you were charging $20 for a kiss, probably $1 or donation, and he saw you before he showed up.
No FML, just him playing a joke at your expense, cheer up.
#76 - On 03/23/2009 at 5:05pm by RamzaEK311
you should have had back up aids injections for dicks like that.
#77 - On 03/24/2009 at 2:06pm by amkoverboard
I'm thinking it was a bet, too.
In any case, I wonder about kissing booths. Is kissing no longer part of sexual activities? "Prostitution for Cancer Awareness/Research!" I'm assuming the money being raised was for one or both of those two, not just for cancer itself. >.>
#78 - On 03/24/2009 at 5:20pm by SilverBallet
No matter how sick and twisted this is, it's so funny lol
I'm sorry!!
#79 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:55pm by Dtwnwldcat
#61, yes! I was thinking it would be awesome to just have lips in a cut out and then the person kisses the lips and then the cutout is removed and its a dude. I'd totally put on some lipstick to do that! Would be priceless. Would have to be somewhere other than a drag show though, that is something you'd expect at a drag show.
WHAT A JERK. COULDN'T HE JUST WALK PAST. WHAT HAPPENED TO "IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL."
respectively I didn't read any of the post on here but, I gonna go ahead and say everyone will be against me. But........ that guys is halarious, you faiL!
Hey, how do you know he was implying that you were ugly?
Maybe his buddies dared him to kiss you, and he's actually gay and wouldn't kiss a girl even for cancer. Or maybe he had an std he didn't want to give you, not even for cancer? We don't know that.
#85 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:00am by giffinator
I feel bad for him because that type of stuff brings bad karma (hurting someone's feelings like that). I hope he falls off a cliff, LOL. A real bad FML would be if you ran a kissing both and no one showed up. They just keep looking at you and walking past the booth. At least you had people in line.
Thats harsh, but i still hope he donates the money somewhere at the carnival
#90 - On 05/02/2009 at 9:53pm by fuzzybrownbear
he is a jerk no offence but thats FUNNY but u shouldve told him something
#95 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:57pm by destryluvr
im just gonna point out that charging 20 bucks for someone to kiss you sorta counts as prostitution....Congrats!
#96 - On 09/04/2009 at 9:36pm by tenniskettle
how nice of you to risk getting herpes to save ppl wit cancer...atleast cancer has a chance of going away, you'll be stuck with herpes for life!...anyway ur life sux
#99 - On 12/07/2009 at 12:59am by MsNeverSingle
