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Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44950) - you deserved it (6638)

On 09/02/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by littlemissignored (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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FYL for dating someone who doesn't play Pacman instead.

#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:09pm by Intoxicunt

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Glasses, tetris, and a lame ass dick lie. Yup, sounds like a nerd waiting to be dumped to me.

#8 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:12pm by lovelymess

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