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Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38999) - you deserved it (2871)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by SaMike (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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