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Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML


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On 08/31/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by SaMike (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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.... Conservative.... but she has cleavage.
For some reason, this annoys me.

FYL though. Better luck next time?
At least you have a funny story?

#3 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:40am by DameGreyWulf

See in context


#1 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:39am by hk

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