By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

.... Conservative.... but she has cleavage. For some reason, this annoys me. FYL though. Better luck next time? At least you have a funny story?

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canucksrule88 0

maybe shes turned on by blood, and you'll finally get some action ;)

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allmidnighteyes 10

This sounds like the opening scene to a super raunchy **** flick.

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screwtaylor 0

I hope you licked it off her like it was whip cream on her instead of blood.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Body shots of blood and snot.... sounds ******* HAWT

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noshitsherlock 0

UMMM WTF? When people cover their nose, they bring their hand up... they don't swing it with enough force to BREAK A NOSE. WTF?

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Nicoleismyname 0

If you take the palm of your hand and push it upward into somebody's nose with enough force, please believe you will break their nose.

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DameGreyWulf 0

He meant "conservative" as in an "anti-sexual" way, which makes the cleavage hypocritical, because why have cleavage if you don't want sexual attention?

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mollytamale 1

Cleavage exists, whether the clothes she wore showed it off or not. And FYL and FHL :(

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DameGreyWulf 0

He wouldn't mention it if he couldn't see it. In other words, the cleavage had to be noticeable in some fashion so he could see the blood fall in it. =/

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Beef_Sister 0

you sir, fail miserably, he mentioned that because he said she wass conservitive, just because it spilled in her cleave doesnt mean she was wearing a low-cut top? when ur about to kiss someone you are reall close to them?.... and he mentioned it because it did go down her cleavge, it said that cause he wanted to let everyone know that it went down her shirt and used cleavage as a proper way of saying chest, you dumb shit

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DameGreyWulf 0

Normally, I don't feel the need to point out I'm female on the Internet but... I'm female. You, child, fail miserably :] And you've already seen all responses I've got, except: Since when is "cleavage" a "proper way" to say "down her chest"? It's "down her shirt" unless she actually had cleavage. If he can easily see her chest, there is cleavage.

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iSwizzle 4

would you rather him use the term "my nose blood on her boobs." chill yourself. stop fighting over stupid shit. everyone has cleavage weather or not it's showing.

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