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Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57419) - you deserved it (7821)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:37pm - love - by lonelyboy101 (man) - United States (California)

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Your girlfriend's a fucking skank

YDI for not going after her

#2 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:06am by allmidnighteyes

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YDI for having no balls. Stand up to the guy jeez.

#3 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:07am by GGnoRe

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