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Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 8:54am - love - by kalazoo21 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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if she broke up with you because you sacrificed your job so she wouldn't get in trouble, she obviously wasn't a quality girlfriend to begin with

#2 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:07pm by pineapples

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Giving up a job in this economic climate, YDI.

#6 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:12pm by crazzle

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