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Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met on the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML

I agree, your life sucks (25616) - you deserved it (2524)

On 08/23/2009 at 9:29am - love - by Foureyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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