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Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6703) - you deserved it (22834)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:25am by rabbit

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in a healthy relationship she shouldn't be wearing anything so what's the problem?

#5 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:28am by Nonamerequired

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