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Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37139) - you deserved it (9866)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

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seriously if the man has the fortitute to admit he's gay he's heard all the vile shit you can think of so grow the fuck up and vote democratic

#8 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:01pm by GETsomeDIPSET

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The most hilarious thing, is that my brother's friend said he hates gays because they "might hit on him". But, at that exact moment, the most flamboyant boy at our school whipped around and said, "honey, you ain't my type." I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
But, the mother thing, is a wee bit odd. I might ask him about that, if you haven't already.

#44 - On 07/19/2009 at 9:25pm by Stupidity_9

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