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Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32500) - you deserved it (9097)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

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seriously if the man has the fortitute to admit he's gay he's heard all the vile shit you can think of so grow the fuck up and vote democratic

#8 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:01pm by GETsomeDIPSET

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Should all you "good christians" really be using such foul language and mis-type your own bible entries?

#3 - On 02/03/2009 at 1:08pm by Lerr

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