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Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52845) - you deserved it (4805)

On 08/20/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by 16isntsweet (woman) - United States (California)

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you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:26pm by abylaunch

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i mean this cant be real. unless he was a completely drunken ass, then no guy in his right mind would do that on a microphone in front of an audience...not to mention on your special night.
he would not make himself look like sucha prick like that, not when all his friends and other lady options were present and listening

#16 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:35pm by sweet16

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