Love: Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came...

By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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abylaunch 10

Friday 21 August 2009 1:26

you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has

reras89 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:27

What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.

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yourfavoritemofo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:12

He made u his bitch and u arent even dating anymore! U just got pwned

Gavik 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:13

YDI for being a bitch that made all her friends get up and do that.

ziqi92 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:41

care to elaborate why ppl should come up to the microphone at a BIRTHDAY PARTY??? i mean, if u didnt ask for it (that includes relatives, aka being spoiled) then i suppose its ok and an fyl, but otherwise u really set the stage for something like this.

Raytestrak 3

Friday 21 August 2009 6:58

More important: did you get the right car? Sweet Sixteen parties are all by being the ultimate attention wh*re for one night and complaining alot right?

Essentials 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:10

**** that guy. you're better off without him.

LatinoHeat 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:23

YDI for thinking your boyfriend was going to serenade you with a Clay Aiken song.

JCK621 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:32

speeches in a birthday party? for a 16 year old?

SAWSS231 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:36

okay it does suck if this is real, but i highly doubt any boyfriend would want to break up with you that publicly, especially if he thought that your best friends would attack him if he did that.

NightVVulf 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:47

damn! that sucks! I guess he either has balls of steel or shit for brains to pull that kind of douchbaggery. The prick should get his ass beat just on principle.