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Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45490) - you deserved it (2415)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:09pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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