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Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6444) - you deserved it (47008)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:30pm - love - by Ohfman117 (man) - United States (New York)

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