Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

by JazzSpazz / 08/11/2009 at 2:40am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.

    #2 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:10am by catchyscreename

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  • YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you fucking twat.

    #5 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:13am by andyn

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