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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46278) - you deserved it (21130)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

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Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.

#2 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:10am by catchyscreename

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YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you fucking twat.

#5 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:13am by andyn

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