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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my depressive state, I changed my Facebook status to the Blue October lyrics "Hate me today, Hate me tomorrow, Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, "Liked" this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37634) - you deserved it (14533)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

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