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Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51704) - you deserved it (4386)

On 08/08/2009 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

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shit i'll leave her ass in Paris. Leave a note in the room.."try finding your way back bitch"


Take all the money.

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:36pm by drzhottie148

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ouch, that sounds terrible, you should have flown home and left her there

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:34pm by blue_dude

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