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Man or woman?

Today, I went out drinking with a female friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, She said 'Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?'. Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy at the bar. FML


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On 08/07/2009 at 5:43am - love - by ineedanotherdrink (man) - United States (Washington)

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Oh, the Friend Zone.

#5 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:10pm by ZuRG

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You nodded? So she not only blew you off to go get in bed with some other guy, she clearly ignored the fact that you minded if she blew you off in the first place.


#3 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:07pm by dirtyrubes

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