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Today, I went out drinking with a female friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, She said 'Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?'. Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy at the bar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (3347)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:43am - love - by ineedanotherdrink (man) - United States (Washington)

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