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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61036) - you deserved it (2295)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm - love - by imscrewed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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