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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72359) - you deserved it (3346)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:32pm - love - by imscrewed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?

#3 - On 07/29/2009 at 5:46pm by djb23

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wow, that sucks. and he sucks.

#1 - On 07/29/2009 at 5:44pm by Avaquin

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