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Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27307) - you deserved it (8238)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am - love - by TheOtherWoman (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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