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Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28888) - you deserved it (8681)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am - love - by TheOtherWoman (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Well.. that sucks, esp. for his g/f, but can you really expect anything out of a guy you are just casually sleeping with???

#5 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:17am by lexiBRo

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saw that coming halfway through the first sentence.
it was probably the fact that you referred to him as the guy you've been sleeping with, as opposed to your boyfriend.
this isn't an FML. this is a "I can't believe it took you that long to figure it out."

#11 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:39am by fuckitfuckitfuck

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