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Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Well.. that sucks, esp. for his g/f, but can you really expect anything out of a guy you are just casually sleeping with???
saw that coming halfway through the first sentence.
it was probably the fact that you referred to him as the guy you've been sleeping with, as opposed to your boyfriend.
this isn't an FML. this is a "I can't believe it took you that long to figure it out."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015