Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
This is so not real at all. I can tell.
Nobody would really slap you and storm off?
Wow.
You Fail.
#76 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:56pm by lexilovesyou
This is so real.
I'd say the OP deserves it for 1) having a crush that he never acts on and 2) having a two year crush on a moron.
#96 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:03am by pleasetryagain
I got slapped and she stormed off because I didn't like her friend, who liked me. Don't assume that you know the billions of people on this planet.
I normally get funny looks when I say my street name because I live on Condon st. but most people think that it's Condom st.
For some apparent reason I highly doubt this is real. And that's no reason to slap someone and storm off.
I looked it up (this is the sort of way I use my spare time..)
anyway there is actually a woodcock road in OP's state.
And now i know where he lives?
I think it's real. But I agree, she shouldn't of slapped him? That's a little too much. Personally, if I thought the guy was attempting a perverted joke I would've laughed and called him a perv, but I wouldn't of even gotten mad about it. Guys joke about shit like that.
And poor dude, he wasn't even joking about this one!
O man :x
why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)
#5 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:17am by heyyou1203
I have no idea, but I hate when I see a girl hitting a guy. No such privilege exists. It doesn't make it any more okay if a girl hits a guy then if a guy hits a girl. I guess there's some mentality that a small delicate girl couldn't possibly hurt a big strong man. Total bullshit really. And some girls hit mother fucking hard, just because they think they can get away with it.
#11 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:31am by redbluegreen
Amen. I'm not saying I condone violence one way or another, but if a woman hits a man IMO she should be prepared to take whatever she gets. She's committing assault and the dude is allowed to defend himself. Can't take a hit? Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dish em out then.
#23 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:34am by ihatestupidppl
its because men are most of the time physically stronger than women. bigger bones n what not. so it would normally cause more damage if a man hits a woman than vice versa. some girls like to take advantage of that though and those are the ones that need to be Beat.
#32 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:31am by MizzCarmellXo
I have to agree with that, I think its a serious double standard, which is why he should seek her out and punch her in the boob with all his might. (i'm a woman btw).
#46 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:11am by perryscherry
ha ha just the boob, not the ovaries, will ferrell style?
#52 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:13am by heyyou1203
Yeah, it's kinda the same thing with if a 40-year-old woman goes clubbing she's called a cougar, but if a 40-year-old man does it, he's a pervert. I can sort of see why one might think it's not okay for a man to hit a woman but for a woman to hit a man because women bear life and aren't as heavily built and stuff, but it's still not very fair. Then again, all is fair in love and war - if the guy wants to hit her back then so be it.
#66 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:38pm by xoGAMERCHICKx3
What has this world come to? No man or woman should have to carry around a picture of a streetsign unless it is freakin hilarious!
Maybe she was having a bad day, or PMS?
#7 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:21am by Darth_Taco
Well..it IS hilarious though... :-P
I once knew a guy with something very similar to this as his last name. He was a jackass.
#36 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:45am by regalarius
FYL for living on a street called Woodcock Road.
I laughed at your name though.
#9 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:24am by redbluegreen
She really shouldn't have slapped you though. Or yelled at you.
(I hate when FML's comments decide to spazz.)
#10 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:28am by redbluegreen
if she lived around there, she would have heard of that road maybe, but still, a slap and walk off for that. she has issues
#17 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:10am by Pastor_Rich
LOL # 16 xD
That's rly mean wtf... like if a guy/friend said that to me I'd either be like "uhh... ok sure xD" or like "HAHAHA ur so funny ^^ no btu seriously wut's the name we rly need to get working ;)" And then u'd be like uhh I'm seirous and I'd be like "ohhh I'm so stupid I'm sry ^^"
I would NEVER slap a guy for that... I hit guys a lot but only because they annoy me all the time like once I was crying with my friend and one of my guy friends comes behind me and fake humps me im just like all pissed off n I slapped him rly hard ^^ Than of course I apologised... That's an exemple of a ok reason to hit a guy but seriously WTF is wrong with dat girl???? XD
Btw sry i wrote so much ^^
No, that's not an "okay reason to hit a guy." And damn, that took me a while to get through. Your spelling gives me a headache.
#47 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:14am by trilliamme
agreed #47. in ALL that you said. And 19, so your apology makes it ok in the end? so i can beat you up and apologize, maybe even pay for the medical bills if necessary, but it's ok because I said sorry? that's how so many women end up stuck in abusive relationships, FYI. if your friend "fake humps you" then push him off... don't hit him unless he's attacking you.
#53 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:19am by heyyou1203
That sounds too ridiculous to be true. Any normal girl would be like "Huh is that a joke?" or something. I guess if it is real then she's a psycho and you don't want her in your house anyway.
#22 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:28am by capricaz
I think this either fake or an old tale, it's the middle of the summer so the person probably wouldn't be in school.
#24 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:41am by killinglights
I know many people, including myself, who take classes through the summer, especially in university/college. It can cut out a full year doing this (depending on the length of your program). So it's very possible it isn't fake at all
Its possible these two are in college. Both points valid. And I hear the road actually exists. I will give OP credit as a legit FML. (Though the slap part is really lame!)
All FMLs have to start with "Today", even if the incident happened earlier. For all we know this might have occurred in May.
#34 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:42am by cthulhu1138
yeah, I've posted FML's that had happened a few days/weeks ago, but I didn't have enough characters to type out, "Today, actually a little while ago,..." or anything like that. Not all FMLs that are posted happened that day.
#71 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:34pm by iheartsnapple
HAHA!! that's hilarious=)..weird road name but it's good for jokes=P
#30 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:13am by perfectgrl6971
lol i used to live on a street called sucker drive and the street nearby was called kock road so they would be like "WHAT? cock and sucker!!!!!! ahaha cocksucker"and then they would start laughing and i would too :D
Maybe it is real, guys, and the girl he likes is just a 10 year old mormon who was raped by a man named Woodcock... yeah
#33 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:34am by Leaveittosteven
If she reacted like that I'd stop chasing after her; an overreaction like that is a telltale sign of future conflict. FYL.
#44 - On 07/20/2009 at 9:45am by Shadow_Phantom
you should forget about that girl... she sounds like an immature dumbass
#45 - On 07/20/2009 at 9:54am by spawn_of_satan
Funny thing is, there's a road 10 minutes from me named that. I live in Massachusetts too!
Makes me wonder if we live in the same area!!
show her something with your address in it, slap her in the ass and cup it... then say... "i keep it real" Haha
#50 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:37am by liketoknow
WTF, leaveittosteven! you are one messed up person. out of the blue you talk about a raped 10 year old? as a joke? only a really fucked up person comes up with shit like that. get some help. as for OP, actually the first thing I thought of is the actual bird. then obviously, I realized that she was offended by your street name. hilarious!
too bad your crush is stupid and not worth your time.
FYL for living on Woodcock road.
So apparently they took a survey for the worst road names. Finalists:
Butt Hole Road
Pussy Hair Road
Swear I'm not joking. Didn't make this up.
YDI for not prefacing it with "this is going to sound strange."
And the girl you "like" is a fucking bitch.
dont worry, im from a place called morehead city! haha
#60 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:51pm by chickitychina
FYL for pining over a humorless prude for the last 2 yrs.
Even if you were kidding, so the fuck what. But, I can believe you weren't since the gym I go to here in town is on Woodcock St. Yes, I giggled the first 5 times I had to say it out loud. :D
That's a really dumb reason for slapping someone. Even if you were joking...
Get a girl with a sense of humor
#63 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:54pm by klutzywriter
WOW. She thought you were making a perverted joke, which wasn't even suggestive unless you squint, and got mad? She also thought it would be fitting to slap, you, and then run off. Are you guys 10? FYL.
I live on 48th Ave.
Doesn't that just make life so much easier?
But seriously, OP, run. Run very fast.
She is a psycho and you'll be accused of rape in no time if you try to tap that.
I imagine that this person will in the near future see the street directory, and then make an FML of bitching at the guy who told her his actual address. xD
#72 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:54pm by MatthewAllMighty
I usually get either dirty looks or chuckles when I tell people I live on Hardwood Ln. I hate my street but people tend to remember it.
She sounds like the kind of girl that makes me disillusioned with my entire gender. I sincerely hope there's more to her than that.
#75 - On 07/20/2009 at 7:04pm by wafflemonger
OMG , i live on fisher road in north dartmouth, MA . whats your name ??
lmaao thats funny how she did that .
#79 - On 07/20/2009 at 9:37pm by rhinocrayon
shit do you live in buffalo? I tried to steal that street sign once haha
#82 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:19pm by perot4prez
i'm the OP. actually, i intended to word this fml differently to save space to write. Somehow from cutting and pasting, "yelled" was still there and i didn't notice.
There's a street in my town called 'cockburn street'. (pronounced 'coburn' -but funny non the less!)
My last name is Woodcock. I get hell for it everyday. Its become a habit to just meet people and be like "Heey, I'm Woodcock" hahaha.
But yeah, I guess she thought you were hitting on her? lol
#95 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:44am by vivalawoodcock
lmfao, #95, my best friends last name is bona, pronounced "boner", She gets hell for it every day too, so you aren't alone ^^
#100 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:19pm by Georgia795
this is obviously fake. for the people who mapquested it, the person could actually live on this street and that's what inspired this FML. plus....it's the summer, so unless you mean summer school or something weird and offbeat then i doubt it
#102 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:57pm by obamas_mama
Oh hell no u shudda slapped her back take chris brown for example that's how all men should be just cuz ur a lady don't give you no right to get away with a slap but FYL for being pushed over by women
#103 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:02pm by socrplaya123
Are you fucking retarded? You think it's right to hit a woman? If so, you need help.
#104 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:42pm by x_Life_Hater_x
I drive by a street called Cockmaster sometimes.
My dad and I joke about it a lot.
And YDI for living on Woodcock St.
#107 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:59am by StealthStorm67
LOOOL, my friend lives along a street called Woodcock Ave and its right by this other street called Biggs Dr LOOOL
I seriously had a professor last year that had the last name of "Woodcock." Man, that poor guy musta been teased like crazy growing up.
#118 - On 07/25/2009 at 3:02am by DoctorDoomed
My best friends last name is woodcock.
There's another kid at my school with the last name moorman,
Theres a joke.
What do you get when Woodcok & moorman meet in the hall?
More man cock.
Show her your license/ID since it has your address on it.
#122 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:02am by sickinlove13
Woodcock road? AWESOME!!!
If a guy said that to me though, I probably wouldn't slap him unless he was a jerk, a perv, or a friend of mine. I would be like "Seriously?"
LOL. FYL.
#123 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:05pm by captain_cookie
On the corner of Kitchendick?
(I know someone who lives on the corner of Woodcock and Kitchendick road. I was shocked, too)
i like on Graves S.T so people call me homeless and say i live in cemetery's.
#129 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:52pm by murder1215
She's an idiot. Woodcock road wouldn't sound like a euphemism. Maybe if you said 69 Woodcock road then she might have got the wrong idea.
#132 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:13am by Sorrytohearthat
woodcock road...great (appropriate?) name for a street...
#135 - On 03/02/2010 at 1:15am by xander2347
