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Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41983) - you deserved it (1934)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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