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Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61780) - you deserved it (6489)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

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dude find him and kick his ass!!

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:15am by BlueBery

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I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.

#2 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:16am by Maniacfive

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