Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
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Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
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Xeciaris 0
I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.
albinoV 1
Surely you told her where to go after that?
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Comments (145)
schinthalapuri 0
Rofl
A_Guy 0
That's not funny, that's pretty soul shattering depending on how much he liked her. I did laugh though, but it is ****** up to have said that to his face.
sexymessy 0
Well obliviously she's a total bitch,and your better off knowing NOW! And please don't tell me you still took her out after that!I hate people like that,I mean even if she didn't like you back she could have said it nicely.There's being honest and then there's being rude.
A83_fml 18
just order a big ristretto without sugar for her, ask for the bill and run for the bathroom.
lordprash 0
The word you are looking for is "obviously." The word "obliviously" already has a meaning.
tenniskettle 0
of course he should have took her out after that, to some coffee shop, have a few muffins, more coffee, get up - say your going to bathroom and inform the waitress's his female friends picking up the cheque. also Falcon punch her....hard
mongorian 0
That's all marriage is :) They're just theyre for the free shit...gold diggerssssssssssssssss
roflcopterzzz 0
You just won fmylife.com
Woop_Woop 0
can you falcon punch someone soft?
Edokun 0
yes you can actually its called make sure you havemt eaten in a few days so then your avtions shall be weak :L i only have to miss breakfast to become weak and almpst starv >.< and people call me bloody anerexic
noahmcdonald17 0
I love the name of the OP!! hahaha
porkchop69 0
lol i dont blame her haha its free=]
Deabells 0
ur an ass wipe,she has no right to use him,u probably are that bitch.
wlfmanjack 5
**** you its not fair to treat people that way
DippinGrizzly907 27
Wow! Porkchop is a straight ******* gold digger... Just remember karma is a bitch while your using people and being a douchenozzle..
tanman230 10
you're a terrible person
spongebodhi 0
ooo maybe you shouldnt be liking her if shes mean leik that haha
Xeciaris 0
I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.
evanwilliams 4
Hmm, you sound a tad bitter.....
_Noon_ 0
Gold digging bitch? Millions? Divorce? We're just talking about coffee here xD
Outpail 1
Me thinks there's something he's hiding from us.... =D
jdcrazy 0
lmfao f the coffee t-bag her!
albinoV 1
Surely you told her where to go after that?
evanwilliams 4
Nice, you seem like a pretty smooth guy...
pingpongdj 0
you shouldn't even date this type of people. tsk.
TheATeam 0
Why are you intetested in her? She sounds like a gold digger to me.
evanwilliams 4
Ok, Kanye.
khatuba 0
hahahahaha your kanye comment made my day:)
drodz241 0
She picks her nose :D
Lonely_Lez 0
That sucks. That courage is hard to find. Better luck next time!
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
loL xD you can't actually blame her.. :) plus, it's FREE coffee. :P