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Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.

#4 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:58am by Xeciaris

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Don't you just love women who give off early warning signs that they're not worth it?

#16 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:09am by heywood

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