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Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9082) - you deserved it (51220)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Seabiscuit (man) - United States (New York)

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