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Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9772) - you deserved it (54600)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Seabiscuit (man) - United States (New York)

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Dude, some advice; if you EVER compare your girlfriend to an animal, make sure it isn't a huge animal that could be considered an indirect way of calling her fat. And even then, you're taking a big risk. When she's depressed, don't say much. Let her talk. She'll talk herself through it, all she needs is someone to listen to her and hold her. Someone who cares.

#6 - On 07/06/2009 at 8:35am by Wandering

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Maybe it would be a better idea to just snuggle with her and no stupid comments. If my girlfriend was depressed, I'd kiss her neck and tell her I love her and make her smile and laugh. :)
But nice try. :P

#9 - On 07/06/2009 at 8:52am by Jared1James

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